Warning!! No one in the following post is actually being pissed on. It is simply an expression meant to describe how outrageous and unforgivable the actions of the following people really are. Anyone who finds this segment offensive automatically gives me the right and the duty to piss on them as well.
Sincerely,
Professional Rationalist10. Amber Rose
I promise, this isn’t my way of fulfilling some type of sick fantasy. But anyone who makes music this awful deserves to get the business.
Amber Rose gets pissed on for thinking that people want to hear an entire album of this nonsense. 9. Aaron Rodgers
The NFL Pro Bowl took place this past Sunday and apparently Packers QB Aaron Rodgers was the only one who cared. He called out his NFC East teammates for “embarrassing themselves” with their lack of effort.
Rodgers gets wet up for expecting anyone to play hard in a game that doesn’t matter. Hey Rodgers, don’t be mad at everyone else because you are not in the Super Bowl.
8. Philadelphia 76ers
It’s damn near the All-Star break and still No Mascot!! They fire Hip-Hop and replace him with nothing?!?
I’m relieving myself on the Sixers for not hitting up the Phillie Phanatic for temporary relief. 7. Pastor Stephen Addy
Talk about abusing your powers. This pastor was conducting his daily mission when he spotted a young woman he just had to pray with. While in the woman’s home, engaged in prayer, the pastor allegedly decided that it was a good idea to lick her vagina.
Needless to say Pastor Stephen Addy gets pissed on for speaking in tongues.6. Key and Peele
I’m always down for a good variety comedy show. The keyword however is funny. “In Living Color” -Funny. “Chapelle Show”- Hilarious. Key and Peele?
Pissed on for being more ignorant and racist than a Crown Fried Chicken X Colt .45 collaboration. 5. Leap Year
Honestly, who gives a damn about February 29th?
Pissed on for being pointless. 4. Tim O’Boyle
This fool is auctioning off a 2005 Chrysler 300C on eBay that was once owned by President Obama and the starting bid is $1million. The end. Nothing special happened in the car. No Monica Lewinsky-like stories. Just a car Obama put 19,000 miles on.
Tim O’Boyle gets pissed on for thinking just because Obama told his kids, “Don’t make me come back there” in this vehicle that it is worth all that money. 3. Baby
The CEO of Cash Money Records has put his money where his mouth is. Baby has offered to bet $5million that the New England Patriots will win the Super Bowl. I’m not mad that he bet a cool $5mill. (That’s chump change to a guy whose net worth is $100million)
He does get pissed on however not making a bet that large when his hometown Saints were in the big game. 2. Bullsh*t
We all know what it looks like. We even know what it smells like. So why do people still try to dish out bullsh*t every now and then.
Anyone who thinks that a 31 Percenter can’t smell their lies and manipulations coming from a mile away deserves to be pissed on. 1. Best Buy Black History Month CD
This is a prime example of great idea meets bad implementation.
Best Buy gets the number one spot on this week’s list for including rapper Webbie’s song “In Dis B*tch” on its Black History Month tribute CD. They get the shake before the zip for including a Ja Rule track. Thanks for nothing Best Buy.
"Wack" means bad and "ill" in means good? Doesn't everyone know this? Didn't we all learn this in Hip Hop 101? I sure as hell thought so. Then again I grew up with it, immersed myself into, and live by it. I'm not sure if the creator of the NY Times cross word puzzle did the same. Thanks to one of the Beastie Boys founding members performance on the Colbert Report, we are able to sleep peacefully knowing that what we learned growing up is REAL. 
Rap has come a heck of a long way. At one point the Grammy's didn't acknowledge Rap awards live on air. This year rap legend LL Cool J will be hosting. Rap acts don't routinely perform at the Super Bowl. However, countless Super Bowl ads used recent hip hop smashes as their background music. Now, hip hop is making its way into sports pre game shows. Before Lebron took the floor, his taste in pre game music and its lyrics came to light during ESPN's broadcast.
I can only imagine how hard things have been on President Obama. Health Care Reform, the economy, debt, the Bears, and not to mention the health of Derrick Rose's toe. 
The members of M.O.P may have always looked like cartoon characters but they were always rumored to be "REAL." Rappers that lived what they actually rapped about. After years of Mashing OUT with their Posse, it looks like they are still keeping it real and reviewing the new Muppet Babies movie. Check out M.O.P's hilarious review and then view what type of music they are known for. Funny what having kids will do to the toughest man.
Drake is having a pretty good year. His second album debuted at #1 on the charts, he is headlining a successful tour, he set a new record for #1 singles on the Hip Hop charts, and he did not embarrass himself as he traded bars with Rapper/Actor/Dope Lyricist Common. 
