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Having standards is completely understandable and it’s expected. They are used as a guideline to find a compatible mate.
Many people confuse having standards with being picky when actually there is a huge difference between the two. Being picky involves having realistic and unlikely expectations; asking and expecting something that you yourself cannot even offer. But, the confusion about what makes a person picky leads people to settle for someone who isn’t what they really want because they don’t want to seem as if they are being picky; this results in an unhealthy and unsatisfying relationship. Recently, I found myself in a situation where I considered settling because I felt as though I was asking for too much. I’d been inconsistently involved with a young woman for about a year and a half. I decided maybe it was time for me to make it official and try to be exclusive. A problem soon occurred: I started to remember the negative things about her that kept me from moving forward with her. At first I thought it was cold feet since it had been a while since I have been exclusive with someone. The possibility of being afraid of commitment ran through my mind. Eventually I came to the conclusion that what was holding me back was my inability to settle. What I was doing with this girl was using my brain more than my heart. I thought because she had beauty, intelligence, a sense of humor, an attraction to me and could interact well with my family that I had hit the jackpot. I soon realized that those traits are what I should look for in EVERY female I meet. I also tried to look past her flaws because she was always willing to look past mine. I had to be honest with myself and acknowledge that I couldn’t bring myself to do that. I was not willing to lower my standards. I was attempting to create something that didn’t exist.People may say I am picky for not making things serious with this young woman, but I feel as though the cons out weighed the pros. Settling is something I highly oppose in situations like this one. In today’s world the majority of people feel the need to jump into relationship and settle for what they can get without being aware of what they are worth. By doing this, their standards “bar” is lowered, while mine stays the same, resulting in my standards seeming high. For the people who have lowered their standards to something not suitable for them, I suggest you raise them. For those comfortable with their standards but still waiting for the “right one” to come along, just continue to live life and realize that he or she will come along soon enough.I asked the other members of 31 percent when an appropriate time to make things official, be exclusive and actually settle down. The Contrarian told me it’s like buying a pair of sneakers (keep in my mind I am not a “sneaker head” by any means). He explained that if I were to see a pair of sneakers that I thought I needed in my life, I’d put them on the counter, purchase them no matter what the price, and walk out the store a happy man without a doubt in my mind. He went on to explain that you can always return a pair of sneakers without much fuss. However, after making a commitment to a mate, you can’t just return their love and you can’t put a price on the heart ache that come from a breakup.
Yours truly,
Cornbread
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10. Soulja Boy
So apparently Soulja Boy wrote “Whip My Hair” for Willow Smith and he wants his props.
He gets pissed on for not realizing why people don’t consider him a lyricist when he’s writing songs for nine year-old girls.
9. Brett Favre
Really Brett!! You were just sexually harassing everyone? Two massage therapists are suing Favre because they lost their jobs with the Jets after reporting inappropriate texts from Favre.
He gets pissed on for asking for a happy ending in the training room.
8. Alexander Pirone and Catherine McGrath
Pissed on for bringing the honeymoon to the chapel.
7. Tucker Carlson
This Fox analyst strongly suggested that Michael Vick should have been executed for his role in dog fighting. He gets the business for worrying about Michael Vick when people who murder humans get out early on good behavior.
6. Skillz
Since 2002, rapper Skillz has provided us with a lyrical wrap up of the year’s events which releases on New Year’s Eve. This years treat came a few days late and didn’t drop until January 3rd. I know you are thinking it’s only three days!! But if we let it slide we may not get next years rap up until Martin Luther King Day…Pissed On!
5. “Beliebers”
The headlines are swirling that 16 year-old Justin Bieber has himself a cougar in 18 year-old actress Selena Gomez. Too bad his fans aren’t happy about it. Ms. Gomez has been receiving threatening tweets since pictures of the two have surfaced.
Bieber fans get the business for not letting the boy have some fun.
Rule is planning on dropping an album before beginning a two year jail sentence. He gets the business for thinking that he is relevant to anyone other than people who have been in jail since 1999.3. Gatorade
I went to buy a Gatorade for my workout the other day and apparently there is one to replenish electrolytes, another to quench thirst and another that..well I’m not sure what it does but it costs more.
I’m pissing the line and giving Gatorade the business for making one of the simplest decisions in my life very difficult.
2. Club Fights
I can never understand it. You are at the club with friends and very attractive women..and you decide to start a fight because someone bumped you?!? I’m pissing on anyone who is worried about the guy grilling them across the bar as opposed to the lady that’s checking you out.
1. “Are You 18?”
You ever accidentally/on purpose stumble across an explicit adult website saved in your favorites? Why in the hell do they ask are you over the age of 18? They get pissed on for thinking that any 16 year-old, who lied to his mom and said he’s playing Madden when he really looking at Booty Talk Vol. 75, is going to click No.
