Senin, 23 Februari 2009

Forward Worthy

Hey, there is nothing wrong with living at home with your mom as an adult. I am recently removed from the back room at my mom's house, so who am I to ridicule the next man. Money may be tight, you may have a kid on the way, or maybe your mother could just use the extra help around the house. Whatever the case, it's none of my business. I just ask one thing: Don't lie and say that you and your mother are roommates!

I'm sick of people saying, "Nah. I don't live at home. My mom lives with me. We just splitting the bill is all." If this is true, then we are alright. However, if someone you know has been falsely claiming that they are roomies with their mother, then we have a problem. I have come to the conclusion that many people may not know the difference between living at home and being roommates with their mom, so I took it upon myself to give some friendly advice.

-If you have no idea how much the gas or electric bill is then you are not roommates.

-If you run to do the dishes when you hear your mom coming in the house, then that's not a roommate.

-If your company has to leave before your mom goes to bed, you are living with your mother.

-If you are not allowed to close your bedroom door, you are by no means roommates.

-Do you walk in the house and ask, "What's for dinner?" Yup you got it. You are living at home.

-If your mother still ends arguments with the phrase, "Because I said so" you are living with mommy.

I think you get the point. Like I said, by no means am I poking fun. I just think people need to learn the difference between being roommates with their mother and living with her.

Sincerely,

John " The Professional Rationalist" Butler


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