Five “bright” Villanova University students found it acceptable to break into the Eagles’ stadium and go on a looting spree. What did they attempt to grab? They didn’t head for the locker room for authentic jerseys, or the room where they keep all the autographed footballs. Instead they attempted to steal a seat and a sign from a souvenir stand.
They get the business for getting locked up for $25 worth of memorabilia.
8. Nosy Neighbor
I’m at school writing up this week’s list and this chick sitting next to me says, “Excuse me, I know it’s none of my business but why are you pissing on people?” You’re right!
It is none of your business. Stick around long enough and you will find out why first hand.
7. Showtime
Do me a favor. Turn on your TV, hit guide, and go to Showtime. Browse the listing for what is coming on over the next 24 hours and I guarantee you that “This Christmas” will be there twice.
Showtime gets pissed on for thinking I want to see a Christmas movie in the middle of April.
6. Darius McCary
Once known as Eddie Winslow from “Family Matters”, I now refer to him as a freakin’ moron. He married a woman who is affectionately known as Superhead.
He gets pissed on for marrying a chick whose claim to fame is oral sex. He gets the shake before the zip for marrying a woman who had this to say about him.
5. Rihanna
Rumor has it that Rihanna is currently dating Lakers’ center Andrew Bynum.
After the way her face looked when lil’ dancing Chris Brown beat her down, she gets the business for thinking she will have a better chance at defending herself against a seven foot, 285 pound basketball player.
4. John Legend
I like John Legend. I really do.
As much as it pains me I’ve got to piss on him for this pic of him cuddling with his lady at a Knicks game. There is No Cuddling During Basketball!!(no matter how much the Knicks are losing by)
3. Philadelphia Police Officers
Plain and simple…They Can’t Drive! It seems like every other day they get into an accident. Last year alone they were involved 731 vehicle accidents.
Philly cops get pissed on for being comfortable with a gun, but shaky behind the wheel.
2. Sports Illustrated
SI dropped the ball when it made a false accusation that future NFL draft pick, B.J. Raji, failed a drug test. This report could have ultimately ended his future in the NFL.
SI gets pissed on for covering a story that never existed, and missing these photos of possible No. 1 draft pick Matt Stafford.
1. Mariah Carey
In honor of Earth Week, I am pissing on Mariah Carey for being named “The Least Green Celebrity” by Greendaily.com
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