The restaurant chain gets the business for serving microwave food.
Don't believe me? Go to the supermarket and you will find almost everything on the menu in the microwaveable section with Friday's logo on it.
9. Joshua Giddings
This Delaware Trooper gets the business for agreeing to let a female shoplifter off the hook in exchange for a sexual favor.
He gets the business, as well as anyone else, who loses their job over a blow job in this economic climate.
8. Ignorance at Chinese store
Why is it that everyone who goes to the Chinese store curses and yells at the people who work there?
They get pissed on for not realizing that yelling at someone right before they make your food is probably not a good idea.
7. Coco
This woman stands for everything I hate: Fake hair, fake breast, and fake butt.
Pissing on her is like pissing on a big container of silicone.
6. 60% of Retired NBA Players
That sixty percent represent the number of NBA players that go broke after retirement.
Anyone who manages to squander millions of dollars on speed boats, strippers and child support deserves to be pissed on.
5. Big Ass Umbrellas
Unless you are providing rain protection for an entire village there is no need for one of those gigantic umbrellas.
I'm pissing on everyone who damn near pokes me in the eye with one while walking down the street.
4. Pink Pony
Let me get one thing straight. Pink Pony is one of the most luxurious strip clubs I have ever been to. You can't beat sushi and strippers. Shouts out to the chef who got us a table and the lil' lightskin chick who was very talented to say the least. I hate to do it, but I've got to piss on this establishment for allowing a transexual to dance there.
The shake before the zip goes to the guys that can't tell and give he/she a grand total of $1,500 a night.
3. Bus Brawlers
When my friends and I were young and didn't have money to pay for a bus ride, we would just jump off and run when the driver got to our stop.
I'm giving the business for these two jerks for beating the bus driver down because they didn't have their fair.
2. Clifton Powell
Yeah that's right I'm pissing on Pinky from "Next Friday" That's only becuase he damn near stepped on my pinky toe while emphatically doing "Da Butt" at a club.
1. Rick Ross
Raps sumo-sized superstar spits lyrics of a life of luxury. Even when he is not rapping, he goes on and on about how he spends an insane amount of money on his signature Louis Vuitton shades. As ignorant as that may be, it’s not quite piss worthy.
It does become worthy of the business however, when Louis Vuitton unveils the fact that he is rocking fake shades on the XXL magazine cover.
Ay Ricky, keeps those fugazi shades on so I don’t burn your eyes. Bawse!
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