Damn, I’m sitting home alone and can’t stop thinking about touching her buttons. My feet are going numb as I sulk on the couch contemplating hitting her up. Everything was good, now all of a sudden baby girl wants to charge me an arm and a leg every time we hook up. I reminisce on the days when I lived with my mom and she used to come through. I guess I didn’t appreciate her ability to make me feel so good because moms was fronting the bill.
This is ridiculous! No man should have to live without her touch. I sit here rationalizing her fees…”It does make me feel nice, I don’t have to pay up front and my roommate will be home soon so we can share her goodness.” What the heck, I’m going for it. I finally get the confidence to use her for everything she has. I walk over to the thermostat and crank the heat up to 85 degrees.
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