Like a lot of people, the volume of the television always seems to start an argument between me and my girlfriend. She thinks I'm going deaf, while I think she has little faith in me. I always try to explain that I don't turn the television up when she leaves the room. I may let out the fart that I have been holding in, but I do not change the volume on the television. My mother raised me better than that for god's sake. She swears that I'm trying to actually pretend that I'm inside of the stadium when I am watching sporting events.
This proposed bill finally proves my innocence. It wasn't me after all. It was the damn commercials. This was just one more small win for all MAN kind.
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