Minggu, 28 Februari 2010
Fashion: Black Style
It's one thing to be cool. It's great to be into fashion. But when you can combine the two and become a leader of both your inner circle as well as members of society that you have never even met, you are transcending into style.
GQ has compiled a list of 20 black style pioneers.
Click here to check out 20 black men who have left a eternal imprint on world of fashion.
Kamis, 25 Februari 2010
Movie of the Week: Whatever Works
I missed the boat on Seinfeld but jumped on the Curb Your Enthusiasm band wagon pretty quickly. I am a sucker for a dry smart comment by Larry David. You can only imagine how excited I was when I came across his newest full-length movie. I felt like an animal getting a treat. I nearly rolled over and played dead. An hour and a half of Larry David playing a man that is depressed and trying to kill himself. Who knew sadness and death could be so funny.
Whatever Works Trailer
Rabu, 24 Februari 2010
Sports - The Truth Hurts
The truth often hurts. Normally, it’s not what is said but who says it or how it’s said. A male companion can't dare tell the female in his life that she looks fat in an outfit. However, the same female’s BFF can tell her that she looks like a float in a New Orleans Mardi Gras parade when she wears her swim suit and they will proceed to the nearest nail salon for a day of pampering.
This leads us to the recent release of 2 time Pro Bowl running back Brian Westbrook. The move wasn’t exactly Thomas Beatie, the first transgendered man to give birth, shocking. He was due to make a salary of $7.25 million next season which is well beyond what a part time player would command on the open market. The team would not confirm or deny that they gave Westbrook the option to take a pay cut and return to the team with a decreased role. One would have to assume that the pay cut would have been drastic and Westbrook would be better served taking his chances on the open market.
Westbrook has also battled injuries much of his career. He never played 16 games because of a variety of injuries to his knees, ankles, ribs and triceps. He spent much of last season on the sidelines. Westbrook suffered a concussion Oct. 26 against Washington. He sat out three games and returned against San Diego, but suffered a second concussion. He returned for the final two games of the regular season and then had such a lackluster performance in the playoff game against the Cowboys (a 27 yard catch on a screen pass) that I thought he got hired as the guy that carried the extra slack for Andy Reid’s communication headset. He finished the season with 61 carries for 275 yards rushing with one touchdown and 25 catches for 181 yards and one score.
During his prime, Westbrook was a match up nightmare for defensive coordinators and a fan favorite because of his blunt comments, small stature, and big time plays. Hell, my girlfriend even owns his jersey. I'm pretty sure that she cheats on me with him mentally every Sunday. He had Marshall Faulk type ability. His unique skill set allowed him to stay on the field for all three downs which is rare for most running backs. He was an underrated blocker, phenomenal inside runner, and could often be found split out wide as a receiver. He has rushed for 5,995 yards in eight seasons with the Eagles, and caught 426 passes for 3,790 yards. He scored 68 touchdowns rushing, receiving and on punt returns.
Westbrook’s bridle background was the primary reason that the team spent a high second pick on LeSean "Shady" McCoy. The team must have had Ms. Cleo and Dionne Warwick in its draft room because Westbrook missed much of training camp recovering from offseason surgery on his knee right and ankle. McCoy capitalized on his opportunity for immediate playing time and had an excellent rookie season accounting for 637 yards on 155 carries. Recently, there have been reports that Westbrook's left knee was so damaged he would have to consider retirement which could in the end make his dismissal from the Eagles a mute point.
It hurts to admit it, but the Eagles way of doing business works. The franchise has managed to remain competitive over the last decade. It is one of the NFL's flagship organizations which is evident when you look around at the coaches and player personnel professionals that now have prominent roles at other organizations after starting out with the Eagles. They have shaken their player personnel crystal ball over the years and been dead on which is hard to admit at times because of the team’s management lack of a bed side manner. For instance, Troy Vincent and Bobby Taylor left as free agents which allowed Sheldon Brown and Lito Sheppard to become team leaders and Pro Bowlers respectively. Vincent was forced to move to safety while Taylor battled injuries and was soon out of the league all together. Jeremiah Trotter admittedly wanted Ray Lewis money and got it. His pay day just came from division rival Washington and not Eagles owner Jeffrey Lurie. Trotter would tear his ACL, get cut, and later return to the Eagles nest. Duce Staley took his hard running style to the Pittsburgh Steelers. He proved the Eagles wrong for half a season before his body gave up on him. Tra Thomas left the Eagles this past offseason and rode the bench for the Jacksonville Jaguars while Jon Runyan was a late season signing by the San Diego Chargers.
All this is to say that the Eagles have been right more often than not. They have signed big time free agents such as Terrell Owens, Jevon Kearse, Troy Vincent, Jon Runyan, and Asante Samuel and resigned younger players which allow its fan base to root and bond with players longer than most cities. Most recently, the team has corrected some of its short comings by drafting skill players in the early rounds (Jackson, McCoy, McCLain), giving young players prominent roles, and trading high draft picks to fill voids (Jason Peter). However, winning the Super Bowl would allow their fan base to enjoy these great franchise characteristics instead of feeling like they are being sucker punched when players like Westbrook and Brian Dawkins were not retained.
Sports pose a tricky relationship dynamic. Teams want to win, sustain a winning tradition, and make money while fans pay for a form of entertainment that is not predetermined like a James Cameron Sci-Fi adventure. Because of the human element that is involved, fans get attached to players and often view look at management, no matter what philosophy or moves that it makes, as an obstacle for success. Thus it’s nothing that your favorite team’s management can say to make things better or for them to be liked. It all comes down to winning and capturing a championship ring. With that ring everything that your team says or does will look promising. Sort of like when your female companion with huge boobs or a large butt (whatever turns you on more) asks you how she looks in her bathing suit. Some accessories make everything look a little better.
Selasa, 23 Februari 2010
Avatar bring out the kids in all of us
This further illustrates how stupid people are. I MEAN REALLY STUPID. I know things aren't going well for many of us. The economy is still in the tank, the government can't seem to figure out the healthcare system, and LOST hasn't returned yet. That is still not reason enough for someone to want to kill themselves after seeing a movie. A movie with blue people no less.
I saw Avatar and was genuinely impressed. It made me think of seeing E.T. as a child. I wasn't bothered by it's 2 hour plus run time. Why do you ask? Because I realized that it was a bleeping movie. A distraction to my real life issues and concerns. The people in this CNN article make me wonder how they felt after watching Smurfs as a child!
Senin, 22 Februari 2010
Oprah has nothing on Oschino
You may know him as D. Nice; you may not know him at all. Oschino Vasquez, native Philadelphia rapper, was a member of Roc-a-Fella’s State Property. While members of the group such as Freeway and Beanie Sigel have been able to obtain some commercial success post ROC break up, Oschino has been left to fend for himself. Although he hasn’t dropped a major release since the State Property 2 album, hip-hop fans are currently checking for his latest lyrics. Not only is he a talented rapper , he’s also kind of funny. Peep Oschino weigh in on President Obama and the whole Tiger Woods situation.
Selasa, 16 Februari 2010
3X5 Podcast #7
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Playlist:
1. Ghostface: Strawberry
2. Ice Cube: Check Yourself
3. Jurassic 5: Whats Golden
4. Consequence featuring P. Diddy & The LOX: Whatever U Want (Bad Boy Remix)
5. Trey Songz featuring Fabolous: Say Ah
6. DJ Jazzy Jeff and the Fresh Prince: Brand New Funk
7. Heavy D & The Boyz: Somebody for me?
8. Snoop Dogg featuring Jay Z: I wanna Rock (The Kings G Mix)
9. Jean Grae - Lyrical Olympics
10. Old Dirty Bastard: Got Your Money
11. Freeway: She Makes Me Feel Alright
12. Lee Fields and The Expressions: Love Comes and Goes
13. Rapper Big Pooh: Bounce
14. Ghetto Boys: My Minds Playing Tricks on Me
15. Beanie Segial: Feel it in the Air
Gimme da loot
Since Valentines day just passed, I must admit, I am a hall of fame gift giver. I am also humble as you can tell from my last sentence. I pride myself in matching my gift with the likes of the person that I am shopping for. I try my best to listen and make mental notes of the items that my friend/family member likes in hopes of bringing a smile to their face. I normally work within a budget so I doubt that I'll ever buy someone that I care about diamonds, furs, and electronics that come to a grand total of $1 million.
Who do you think I am? Usher?
Senin, 15 Februari 2010
Piss on Week 2.15.10
Warning!! No one in the following blog post is actually being pissed on. It is simply an expression meant to discribe how outrageous and unforgiveable the actions of the following people really are. Anyone who fines this segment offensive has the right and the duty to be pissed on as well.
Sincerly,
Professional Rationalist
10. Dream Killers
I’m sick and tired of people hating on my dream of owning a baby white tiger. If these people can do it, why can’t I?
You guys have two options: (1)accept my new pet or (2)get your fill of this week’s urination.
9. Allen Iverson
Come on AI!! Nobody wears doo-rags and fitted caps anymore.
Pissed on.
8. Heat Surge
You know those fireplaces advertised on late night TV that are allegedly made by the Amish? Well they are a sham!!! Turns out there actually made in China.
Heat Surge gets the business for misusing the good Amish name.
7. Juelz Santana
The New York rapper met his girlfriend on Twitter. She hit him up and said, “I’m looking for a relationship.”
Juelz, I know she’s sexy as hell but you get pissed on for making a weirdo wifey.
6. Darian L. Murray
This lazy bum robbed two teenagers who were trying to make a few extra bucks by shoveling snow.
He gets the business for trying to make a buck the easy way.
5. Ahmad Rashad
You may not know this, but NBA sportscaster Ahmad Rashad was married to the beautiful Phylicia Rashad aka Claire Huxtable until 2001.
He gets the business for leaving one of the sexiest women in the world for the lady shown above!
4. Winter Storms
We’ve had two snow storms in a week. Enough is enough!!
If it snows one more time I’m going to make it all yellow.
3. Coogi
The company that made rainbow colored sweaters the fad in the mid nineties is making a resurgence.
As far as I’m concerned the only reason someone should wear a Coogi sweater in 2010 is if they are dressing as Biggie Smalls for Halloween. Otherwise you’re getting pissed on.
2. Friday the Cartoon
Friday staring Ice Cube was one hell of a movie. Some would say that it was an iconic urban film. Friday the Cartoon is ignorant and by far the most pissworthy thing I’ve seen on TV in awhile.
1. Matthew Knowles
How about Beyonce’s dad just had a baby. Talk about being a sleezy old man. He gets the business for thinking that he’s too old to wrap it up.
Sincerly,
Professional Rationalist
10. Dream Killers
I’m sick and tired of people hating on my dream of owning a baby white tiger. If these people can do it, why can’t I?
You guys have two options: (1)accept my new pet or (2)get your fill of this week’s urination.
9. Allen Iverson
Come on AI!! Nobody wears doo-rags and fitted caps anymore.
Pissed on.
8. Heat Surge
You know those fireplaces advertised on late night TV that are allegedly made by the Amish? Well they are a sham!!! Turns out there actually made in China.
Heat Surge gets the business for misusing the good Amish name.
7. Juelz Santana
The New York rapper met his girlfriend on Twitter. She hit him up and said, “I’m looking for a relationship.”
Juelz, I know she’s sexy as hell but you get pissed on for making a weirdo wifey.
6. Darian L. Murray
This lazy bum robbed two teenagers who were trying to make a few extra bucks by shoveling snow.
He gets the business for trying to make a buck the easy way.
5. Ahmad Rashad
You may not know this, but NBA sportscaster Ahmad Rashad was married to the beautiful Phylicia Rashad aka Claire Huxtable until 2001.
He gets the business for leaving one of the sexiest women in the world for the lady shown above!
4. Winter Storms
We’ve had two snow storms in a week. Enough is enough!!
If it snows one more time I’m going to make it all yellow.
3. Coogi
The company that made rainbow colored sweaters the fad in the mid nineties is making a resurgence.
As far as I’m concerned the only reason someone should wear a Coogi sweater in 2010 is if they are dressing as Biggie Smalls for Halloween. Otherwise you’re getting pissed on.
2. Friday the Cartoon
Friday staring Ice Cube was one hell of a movie. Some would say that it was an iconic urban film. Friday the Cartoon is ignorant and by far the most pissworthy thing I’ve seen on TV in awhile.
1. Matthew Knowles
How about Beyonce’s dad just had a baby. Talk about being a sleezy old man. He gets the business for thinking that he’s too old to wrap it up.
You’re Only as Old as You Feel
One of my biggest fears in life is getting old and not being able to do some of the things I do today with ease. I never want to be that old guy at the court shooting free throws for hours because he doesn’t have enough left in the tank for a real game. Sure guys like Brett Favre, Hugh Heffner and Clint Eastwod give me a glimmer of hope that I could still be at the top of my game when everyone else my age is checking out retirement homes. But those guys have secret weapons in their back pocket that help them remain at the top. Things like money, plastic surgery, steroids and more money. What about regular old me?
Just when I begin to feel like my senior years will be governed by jogging suits, stationary bicycles and Bengay, Saoul Mamby swoops in to save the day. I’m sure I will be okay if he can box at 61 YEARS OLD.!!!
61 year old Boxer back in ring
Rabu, 10 Februari 2010
Selasa, 09 Februari 2010
Blue Chips
With NCAA March Madness fast approaching what better movie to watch this week than ‘Blue Chips.’ Nick Nolte plays a college coach who goes through the struggles of every head coach for a major university: recruiting, winning, and more recruiting. Major roles by Penny Hardaway, Bob Cousy and of course Shaquille O’neal make this a timeless sports flick.
Blue Chips (1994)
Me and Mariah go back like baby's and....
When I look at Mariah Carey, I always think of a high school girl that is still trying to find herself. She has gone from pop star (Dream Lover), to big cross over hit (Fantasy), to hanging out with random rappers (Da Brat, Jermaine Dupri, and Camron), and now being married to a man that she is more than 10 years older than Nick Cannon).
Thus, I'm not shocked that she was drunk when she received an award. I bet that she was sipping on Apple Martinis and Peach Schnapps.
Mariah Carey crazy acceptance speech
Senin, 08 Februari 2010
I love musical Gumbo
I love music Gumbo moments. You know, when different acts, from different genres, get together and jam. Award show organizers normally try this act without much luck at the Grammy and American Music Awards. Nelly some how gets to perform with Bonny Bonny Raitt or Stevie Wonder is left with Kidd Rock. I would like to think that this is how heaven is. Michael Jackson, Tupac, Biggie, and Ray Charles have the number one song in God's Top Ten video count down.
At Barack Obama’s Nobel Peace Prize after party in Norway, Will Smith, Wyclef, and ....WAIT FOR IT, WAIT FOR IT......
Toby Keith joined forces like Voltron to kick a freestyle and perform “Rapper’s Delight”.
Thank God for Youtube!
Nobel Peace Concert After Party featuring Wyclef, Will Smith, and Toby Keith
Life: Why not do crime
At the moment it seems like I know more people that are unemployed than employed. The majority of the unemployed that I am referring to have some sort of college degree. Therefore, in theory, these people are law abiding citizens that did the right things during their adolescence, stayed out of trouble, and did not turn to a life of crime that would have netted fast returns.
After reading this article on the Philadelphia justice system, and discovering that the city has 51 officers on stay to track down over 47,000 fugitives, us civilized folks may have to rethink our decision to walk a straight and narrow path.
Pull ‘Em Up!!!
For years I have heard my mom and every woman over 40 say, “Pull your pants up, nobody wants to see what color underwear you have on” whenever somebody walks by with their jeans sagging off their butt. I went out and bought a belt just because I got tired of hearing them nag, but others have yet to catch on. Perhaps this hit American Idol audition by The General will get them to see the light.
General Larry Platt - Pants On The Ground! Full HD!
Jumat, 05 Februari 2010
Piss on Week 2.1.10
Warning!! No one in the following blog post is actually being pissed on. It is simply an expression meant to discribe how outrageous and unforgiveable the actions of the following people really are. Anyone who fines this segment offensive has the right and the duty to be pissed on as well.
Sinceely,
Professional Rationalist
10. Beyonce
I don’t know, maybe it’s just me but every time she opens her mouth I feel like I’m being told a fairytale.
She gets the business for being fake.
9. Terrible Facebook Profile Pics
If you get to choose your own profile picture, why would it ever be a hideous pic where your hair wasn’t done and you made an awkward face?
Everyone with a picture like this is getting the business today.
8. Bryant McKinnie
McKinnie was sent home from the NFL Pro Bowl after his unexcused absence from practice prior to the game.
Not only was he sent home and fined for his childish behavior, but he will also not be able to cash in on the $40,000 each NFC All-Star received for winning the game. Pissed on nonetheless.
7. Education Connection Commercial
I’m pissing on anyone that needs a rap song to tell them that they need to go back to school.
Education Connection Song Commercial - Rap Song Anthony Falcone S1
Hazzardous
6. Diddy
Sean Combs brought his son a $360,000 Maybach for his 16th birthday.
There is nothing wrong with showing your kids that you love him, but $360,000 worth of love at 16 gets you pissed on Puff.
5. Barack Obama’s Assistant
I don’t want to give the business to Mr. President so I am just going to blame it on whoever makes his schedule. I see this guy at way to many basketball games to be the leader of the Free World during both a war and economic crisis.
His assistant gets the business for not prioritizing.
4. Shyne
I couldn’t wait for this rapper to be released from prison so he could return as one of rap’s best artists. I heard his first song since getting out and I was DISSAPOINTED!!
You had ten years in jail to make a hot song and this is all you could come up with?
DJ Khaled - All My Life ft. Akon, SHYNE & Mavado
Pissed on.
3. Black Eyed Peas
Maybe I’m just pissed that some people consider them hip-hop, but nonetheless they get pissed on.
2. Paul Shirley
This jerk gets pissed on for writing a piece arguing that Haiti doesn’t deserve money for earthquake relief.
He gets pissed on for being so cruel and insensitive to a area and race of people that is struggling to survive.
(Kudos to ESPN for firing him)
1. NBC
First off I’ve got to thank DJ ?uestLove for taking this pic. The #1 spot goes to NBC Studios for having this stereotypical menu to honor black history month. Why don’t they just go ahead and serve 40’s of malt liquor at the water cooler.
Sinceely,
Professional Rationalist
10. Beyonce
I don’t know, maybe it’s just me but every time she opens her mouth I feel like I’m being told a fairytale.
She gets the business for being fake.
9. Terrible Facebook Profile Pics
If you get to choose your own profile picture, why would it ever be a hideous pic where your hair wasn’t done and you made an awkward face?
Everyone with a picture like this is getting the business today.
8. Bryant McKinnie
McKinnie was sent home from the NFL Pro Bowl after his unexcused absence from practice prior to the game.
Not only was he sent home and fined for his childish behavior, but he will also not be able to cash in on the $40,000 each NFC All-Star received for winning the game. Pissed on nonetheless.
7. Education Connection Commercial
I’m pissing on anyone that needs a rap song to tell them that they need to go back to school.
Education Connection Song Commercial - Rap Song Anthony Falcone S1
Hazzardous
6. Diddy
Sean Combs brought his son a $360,000 Maybach for his 16th birthday.
There is nothing wrong with showing your kids that you love him, but $360,000 worth of love at 16 gets you pissed on Puff.
5. Barack Obama’s Assistant
I don’t want to give the business to Mr. President so I am just going to blame it on whoever makes his schedule. I see this guy at way to many basketball games to be the leader of the Free World during both a war and economic crisis.
His assistant gets the business for not prioritizing.
4. Shyne
I couldn’t wait for this rapper to be released from prison so he could return as one of rap’s best artists. I heard his first song since getting out and I was DISSAPOINTED!!
You had ten years in jail to make a hot song and this is all you could come up with?
DJ Khaled - All My Life ft. Akon, SHYNE & Mavado
Pissed on.
3. Black Eyed Peas
Maybe I’m just pissed that some people consider them hip-hop, but nonetheless they get pissed on.
2. Paul Shirley
This jerk gets pissed on for writing a piece arguing that Haiti doesn’t deserve money for earthquake relief.
He gets pissed on for being so cruel and insensitive to a area and race of people that is struggling to survive.
(Kudos to ESPN for firing him)
1. NBC
First off I’ve got to thank DJ ?uestLove for taking this pic. The #1 spot goes to NBC Studios for having this stereotypical menu to honor black history month. Why don’t they just go ahead and serve 40’s of malt liquor at the water cooler.
Sports: Time for T.O.
With only the Super Bowl left before the completion of the NFL, it was time for me to sit down and do what I love best… bash Terrell Owens. Once I saw his reality show before the season I just knew he was going to give me tons of material to talk about. To my surprise however, he was as quite as a church mouse. Some folks would like to think that he is getting older and decided to take the high road. That thought went out the window last week when he explained that he would have had a much better career if he played with Tom Brady or Drew Brees.
After essentially throwing every QB that he has ever played with under the bus it is obvious that T.O. loves no one but himself.
Terrell Owens: Ding Fries Are Done (Spoof)
Funniest 2010 SuperBowl Commercial
Kamis, 04 Februari 2010
My Favorite New Rapper is a Singer
It's official!! After much convincing from my brother I am officially a Trey Songz fan. I'm not saying that I am going to be joining the official fan club or Twitter page any time soon, but THAT BOY IS REAL. I was sold when I found out that we share a hatred for the weirdo that R. Kelly has become. Somebody burn me a copy of the best of Trey Songz quick!
Clean up your room....I mean POT
I can remember it like it was yesterday. I was playing baseball in my drive way with friends. The kitchen window of my apartment overlooked our playing field as if it were a posh suite at Lincoln Financial Field. I would occasionally yell up to my mom in an effort to coax her head out the window. My plan was to show off my home run power with a wiffle ball bat. She would always play along as I came away with mix results.
I guess this Mary Jane mom is simply trying to support her son as he tries to swing for the fences and achieve financial success.
Selasa, 02 Februari 2010
Movie of the Week: Cadillac Man
I used to think that Robin Williams could never be funnier than his role in
Mrs. Doubtfire I was wrong. In ‘Cadillac Man’ Robin Williams plays a down-and-out salesman who has two days to sell twelve cars or he’s out of a job. Just when he thinks his day can’t get any worse, a jealous husband holds his job hostage with a machine gun. Check out ‘Cadillac Man’ and be grateful that your work day isn’t this stressful.
Cadillac Man (1989)
LOST and found
I have been converted. No I didn't go to jail and become Muslim. Instead, I have became an avid follower of the show LOST. Part of me really enjoys the show. The other part of me wants to find out how the people of the island, plan on getting off the island and living a normal life.
Many of my friends don't get my love affair with this show. They, like me at one time, feel as if LOST is simply a spin off of Gilligan's Island. For those naysayers I present to you a recap of the preceding seasons of Lost. I hope you join our cult and tune in on February 2 and join in on the fun.
Everything you need to know about LOST in 8:15 (Seasons 1-5)
Senin, 01 Februari 2010
Why Are Football Players Cornballs?
Why are football players by far this corniest athletes in the world. They are always screaming or doing some ridiculous dance, both on and off the field. With the emergence of YouTube and Twitter, we don’t have to wait until Sundays to watch them embarrass themselves.
Take Philadelphia Eagles Center Shawn Andrews for example. He has his own YouTube channel where he embarrasses himself by thinking he is really a music producer. P.S. just because he says he’s doing it just for fun, doesn’t mean that it’s acceptable. Check him out as he “Gets His Michael Phelps On” and freestyles to Drake’s “Successful”.
Michael Phelps "Getting My Michael Phelps On"
Shawn Andrews "Successful Freestyle"
Charles Barkley is no role model but he is a WOMAN
Anyone who knows me well knows that Charles Barkley is my favorite basketball player of all time. Some might even call it a man-crush. He was destined to be my basketball icon, seeing as though we have the same middle name and all. Perhaps part of the reason that I’ve always respected Sir Charles is because he has always played by his rules and bites his tongue for no one. Just take a look at this video. While everyone else is trying to be like Mike, good ole’ Charles is trying to be like Alicia.
Life: Life's Like a Movie
If life were a movie it would be a drama. It consists of several cliff hangers, gut wrenching moments, and a cast of characters that you fall in love with. It can be tough to watch and make you want to close your eyes but the ending always leaves you sitting on the end of your seat. In the words of Terrell Owens, "Just sit back and get your popcorn ready." The ride may end up being bumpy, but with any luck you will play the role of hero in your autobiographical motion pitcure.
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