Piss on Week 2.1.10

Warning!! No one in the following blog post is actually being pissed on. It is simply an expression meant to discribe how outrageous and unforgiveable the actions of the following people really are. Anyone who fines this segment offensive has the right and the duty to be pissed on as well.

Sinceely,

Professional Rationalist


10. Beyonce

I don’t know, maybe it’s just me but every time she opens her mouth I feel like I’m being told a fairytale.

She gets the business for being fake.

9. Terrible Facebook Profile Pics

If you get to choose your own profile picture, why would it ever be a hideous pic where your hair wasn’t done and you made an awkward face?

Everyone with a picture like this is getting the business today.

8. Bryant McKinnie

McKinnie was sent home from the NFL Pro Bowl after his unexcused absence from practice prior to the game.

Not only was he sent home and fined for his childish behavior, but he will also not be able to cash in on the $40,000 each NFC All-Star received for winning the game. Pissed on nonetheless.

7. Education Connection Commercial


I’m pissing on anyone that needs a rap song to tell them that they need to go back to school.

Education Connection Song Commercial - Rap Song Anthony Falcone S1
Hazzardous


6. Diddy

Sean Combs brought his son a $360,000 Maybach for his 16th birthday.

There is nothing wrong with showing your kids that you love him, but $360,000 worth of love at 16 gets you pissed on Puff.

5. Barack Obama’s Assistant

I don’t want to give the business to Mr. President so I am just going to blame it on whoever makes his schedule. I see this guy at way to many basketball games to be the leader of the Free World during both a war and economic crisis.

His assistant gets the business for not prioritizing.

4. Shyne


I couldn’t wait for this rapper to be released from prison so he could return as one of rap’s best artists. I heard his first song since getting out and I was DISSAPOINTED!!

You had ten years in jail to make a hot song and this is all you could come up with?

DJ Khaled - All My Life ft. Akon, SHYNE & Mavado


Pissed on.


3. Black Eyed Peas

Maybe I’m just pissed that some people consider them hip-hop, but nonetheless they get pissed on.

2. Paul Shirley

This jerk gets pissed on for writing a piece arguing that Haiti doesn’t deserve money for earthquake relief.

He gets pissed on for being so cruel and insensitive to a area and race of people that is struggling to survive.

(Kudos to ESPN for firing him)

1. NBC


First off I’ve got to thank DJ ?uestLove for taking this pic. The #1 spot goes to NBC Studios for having this stereotypical menu to honor black history month. Why don’t they just go ahead and serve 40’s of malt liquor at the water cooler.