Piss on Week 9.27.10

Warning!! No one in the following blog post is actually being pissed on. It is simply an expression meant to discribe how outrageous and unforgiveable the actions of the following people really are. Anyone who fines this segment offensive has the right and the duty to be pissed on as well.

Sinceely,

Professional Rationalist


11. Timberwolves

The Minnesota basketball franchise took out a full page ad that said, "So will we challenge for the NBA championship this year? Not likely."

Needless to say they get pissed on for thinking anyone will buy season tickets.

10. T.I. and Tiny

Tipp, didn’t you just get out of jail? So why the hell are you riding around with Miss Piggy and with drugs in the car?

I’m pissing on T.I. for being dumb before the court system does.

9. Using Your First Email Address


Seriously, anyone who is still using their very first email address of sexixoxoxoo@aol.com has my permission to change to you’ve just been pissedon@31percent.blogspot.com


8. Gieco








I was going to piss on the Geico insurance company for having three mascots.

Instead I think I’ll give the business to the Gecko and the Stack of Money that’s always following you for aggreing to share a job that’s easy enough for one Cave Man to do.


7. Tony Sparano


It’s not that I think that he’s a bad coach, but anybody that looks like Bernie from Weekend at Bernie’s deserves the business.


6. The Phone Book


I have no need to search through 3,000 people whose last name begins with an “S” to find a friend from high school when I have Facebook, Twitter, Google, and Friendfinder.com. Pissed on.


5. Floyd Mayweather


Pretty Boy gets the business for taking time from counting his money and being arrogant to slap up his baby’s mother like she was a sparring partner.


4. Victoria Secret

Re-selling used underwear is more than just nasty; it’s downright right Piss-worthy.



3. Cereal

Is it just me or does the cost of breakfast cereal keep going up and the boxes keep getting smaller?

I’m pissing on America’s #1 breakfast for forcing me to settle for General Crinkle when I want Captain Crunch.

2. Drake


Drake has a new song with Lil’ Wayne called, “Gonorrhea.”

I know it probably wasn’t his idea, but he gets pissed on for not knowing when to say no an idea for a song.

1. Mr. Belding

I know you’re only as old as you feel. But no matter how young he feels Mr. Belding is too old to be partying in Vegas with girls this young.

Mr. B gets pissed on for popping bottles with Saved By the Bell...The 2012 Class