DATING: WE are jus Talkin

CAUTION: My thoughts are generalized and not meant for any particular or specific situation. Taking my well thought out opinions personal may cause anger, sadness, loss of sleep, or bitterness. Results may vary.

This being my 1st appearance on 31 percent, I decided to start off with something simple: The definition of “talkin.”

Every generation seem to have their own word for relationships that aren't quiet complete. At one point it was going "steady" than it moved to being an "item." In to day’s society it has moved to "talkin", focus on the missing "g" which I think makes a difference. I have taken the term and broken it down into 3 different phrases. I will go through them and be as simple as possible, but as detailed as need.

I'll start by listing the 3 phases:
1) No sex, a lot of freedom
2) Sex, still moderate freedom
3) Sex, you know what it is.

Now let's start with the 1st phase. This phase is the beginning stage. You might have just might out not too long ago, there isn't any real commitment, nor is there any intimacy. You and your mate may have possibly gone on a few dates, but nothing to heavy. Now the freedom comes about because if things don't work out or you two just lose contact, after a few weeks, it will almost be like it didn't happen. Meaning if one of you wanted to date another's friend, it would be acceptable because you two weren't serious. Thus, no hurt feelings.

The 2nd phase is after you too get a little more comfortable with each other and the intimacy starts to come into play. However, there still isn't THAT much commitment. The moderate freedom means you are free to "talk" to other people as long as they are not close to your mate. If you mess with two people who know each other there be difficulties and awkwardness.

Finally, the 3rd and final phase, which is the closest thing to a normal relationship without getting there. This comes after you reach phase 2 but you start to have feelings and chemistry. You, your counterpart and people that know you will automatically consider you too as being together even though no official announcement has been made. Once you are in this phase just about all the same relationship rules will have to be followed.

I hope my break down of the "talkin" phases have helped you understand better where you and your "buddy" are at in your friendship.

Until next time, I'm Fred E. Cornbread

Old Men Whip their hair too

Just like her dad, Willow Smith is Legend. She has a hit song and recently signed to Jay Z's Rocnation. Now she can say she has had her song covered by two of the old dudes. When I was 9 I was trying to decide if wrestling was real or not.

NBA Jam is Back

The arcade style game of two-on-two basketball is back and this time you don’t have to go to your nearest arcade for all of the fun. EA Sport’s NBA JAM is available for Nintendo Wii, Playstation 3 and Xbox 360. Not only can see some of today’s top players “on fire’ but original players from the games 1993 release such as Spud Webb, John Starks and Scottie Pippen join in the action. And of course they gave us the pleasure of playing with special guest J. Cole, a slew of mascots, and Mr. President himself Barack Obama.

Check out the trailer!!

NBA Jam Launch Trailer - Watch more Game Trailers

SPORTS: Boston Clowns... i mean Celtics

The Miami Heat have an issue with depth, wins, and execution.

The Boston Celtics have an issue with being cool!

SPORTS: MJ or LB

Basketball lovers debate Lebron James' heart and ability to take over at game at length. Thanks to this cool mashup, Michael Jordan takes a stab at the debate.

Who are you taking? MJ or LB?

Piss on Week 11.22.10

Warning!! No one in the following blog post is actually being pissed on. It is simply an expression meant to discribe how outrageous and unforgiveable the actions of the following people really are. Anyone who fines this segment offensive has the right and the duty to be pissed on as well.

Sinceely,

Professional Rationalist


10. Black Friday


Must we stand in line for the mall doors to open at midnight? Why can’t we get the mega Black Friday sales at a reasonable hour?

I’m pissing on Black Friday for making me bum rush the automatic doors at Best Buy for a TV.


9. Fabolous


I could piss on Fab for making it acceptable to spell the word fabulous incorrectly.

I rather give him the business for wearing a jacket that lights up.

8. Face Tats


Anyone who gets a tattoo on their face is making a conscious effort to not do sh*t the rest of their life.

They are also making the decision to get pissed on this week.

7. AC Slader




As if we haven’t seen enough of him over the years, AC Slater aka Mario Lopez has a reality show about the birth of his child.

He gets pissed on for not saving the “I’m Pregnant” reality shows for the people who are actually still teenagers.


6. No Credit Cards




Any establishment that does not accept Credit Cards in 2010 are not only putting their business in jeopardy, but they also deserve to be pissed on.

5. Waka Flocka

Who would have thought that a rapper could ever be more ignorant than Lil’ Wayne? Ladies and gentleman, I introduce to you Waka Flocka.....Pissed on!



4. Paris Hilton

Ms. Hilton gets pissed on this week for doing community service in high heels.

3. TSA


I’m all for protecting American soil. But when airport security starts breaking open urostomy bags of individuals who can not control bowel movement, then we’ve got a problem..A very piss-worthy problem if you catch my drift.


2. Kevin Durant

Did Kevin Durant really just say he listens to Beyonce’ to get hype for a game?

He gets pissed on for doing the “Uh Oh” Dance before taking the floor.


1. Pope Benedict XVI


For years the Catholic Church has condemned the use of condoms, stating that the purpose of intercourse is to procreate. This week the Pope stated that condoms can be justified for male prostitutes.

I hate to do it to the Pope, but he gets the business for giving the okay to prostitution.

SPORTS: Like A Bosh

As the Miami Heat fail to dominate the NBA, much of the blame has fallen at the feet of big man Chris Bosh. Prior to this season, Bosh was 20 point and 10 rebound per game player for the Toronto Raptors. A rare feat for an NBA big man. Now he is a role player, without much of a defined role, player along side two premier perimeter players in Lebron James and Dwayne Wade. He has become the butt of many jokes. Celebrity stalker sites question his sexuality while basketball experts question his heart. Now this. Poor guy!

TBJ exclusive: Like A Bosh from The Basketball Jones on Vimeo.

Monday Morning Sunshine

I know it's Monday, the Thanksgiving holiday is fast approaching and you'd rather be eating and sleeping right now. We need you to channel your inner Heavy Vee and dance your tail off as you fight laziness and complacency. Enjoy and have a great day!!

Drunk-ness

Tequila does horrible things to me. On one memorable night, I slept in my car while it was parked outside of one of my best friends cozy condo. On another occassion I slept on my bathroom floor. Lucky for me, when I get wasted I don't hurt myself of anyone else. The guy listed in the video below needs to learn a thing or two for me. I'm pretty sure he was hurting pretty bad in the morning.

Hammer don't hurt em

Jay Z references Mc Hammer in a new rap song. Mc Hammer gets mad and responds because the truth hurts. The end result? The first and probably only dancing diss song. Hammer really is "Two Legit to quit."

3X5 Podcast #9

The District

BIRTHDAY EDITION



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Playlist:
1. Diggy Simmons feat. Lupe Fiasco and Pharrell Williams: Oh Yea
2. Wiz Khalifa: Never Been'
3. Young Chris: Moon and Stars
4. Mary J Blige feat. Busta Rhymes and Gyptian: Anything You Want (Remix)
5. The Fugees: Fu-Gee-La
6. Wale: The Trip (Downtown)
7. Goodie Mob: Thought Process
8. A.G. & J.D.: Heavy Head
9. A Tribe Called Quest: Lyrics To Go
10. Cam'ron: Glory
11. Xzibit: What U See Is What U Get
12. Diddy Dirty Money feat. Busta Rhymes and Drake: Loving You No More (Remix)
13. Waka Flocka feat. Wale and Roscoe Dash: No Hands
14. Lil Wayne: Bill Gates
15. Cee Lo Green: Fuck You

DJ V-8

Scarface has nothing on Granny

The Wire is one of the best shows of all time. That's not just my opinion. The show has been held in high regard by national publications since it initially hit the airwaves. The shows story lines touched on the drug trade, education, and the struggle many people face while living in the inner city. The plot often hit home and reminded the shows viewers of loved ones and friends that fell victim to the evils of the drug trade.

However, not even the Wire had a character that was in her 70's and sold drugs. Click here to read about the worlds oldest and most bold drug dealer.

Fashion: You can still be my private dancer…

Clear heels. When you think of them, you usually think of exotic dancers…some latex, a pole, maybe a little Waka Flocka Flame “No Hands” playing in the background. Fashion designer, Alexander Wang put an innovative spin on the classic stripper shoe, by simply making the clear heel classy and chic. This is a very sexy shoe, and who says fashionable women cant take a few notes from shakey butts.

Look ma no hands

I am left handed. I throw a ball with my left hand. I am also right handed. I write, eat food, and shoot at a hoop with my right hand. A friend once explained to me that I am ambidextrous. I don't have anything on the guy in this video. I don't think there is a word in the dictionary to describe how talented this fella is.

Armless Pianist Wins “China’s Got Talent”

Piss on Week 11.15.10

Warning!! No one in the following blog post is actually being pissed on. It is simply an expression meant to discribe how outrageous and unforgiveable the actions of the following people really are. Anyone who fines this segment offensive has the right and the duty to be pissed on as well.

Sinceely,

Professional Rationalist



10. J. Cole

After listening to his new CD I will say that he is indeed talented. However, there are too many tracks where he refers to having sex without a condom.

He gets pissed on for being a gold diggers’ dream.


9. Marlon Dorsey



Usually when high school basketball players don’t perform well there coach makes them run. Coach Dorsey on the other hand feels it’s appropriate to beat players with a belt.

He gets pissed on for thinking he’s Joe Jackson.

8. Allen Iverson


A.I. missed his first game in Turkey because he apparently did not feel ready to play.

Perhaps he’s ready to be pissed on for being a lifelong disappointment.

7. McFaddens



The local Philadelphia bar’s general manager sent out a text that said, “We don’t want black people. We are a white bar!”

I’m pissing on the establishment for thinking that black people’s money is not green, and I’m giving the shake before the zip to anyone that still supports the establishment.

6. Miami Heat

All the hoopla over the and the Miami Heat have yet to show me anything impressive.

I’m pissing on them for giving me slop every night on TNT and ESPN.


5. Checkers

Do me a favor. Go to this fast food joint and get a Champ Burger with all of the fixing. Wait until they give you your meal then ask for barbeque sauce. You know what you will get in return…NOTHING!!

Checkers gets the business for being the only fast food restaurant in the world that does not have BBQ sauce.


4. Seasons Greetings


Is it just me or are department stores getting ready for the Christmas season just a bit too early. We haven’t had Thanksgiving yet and I already here “Santa’s Coming to Town” in the men’s department.

'Tis the Season for these stores to be pissed on.



3. Joe Montana


He seriously wants us to believe that he wears Sketchers?

Pissed On!

2. San Francisco



I’m not pissing on them for beating the Phillies. I’m over that.

But I will give them the business for attempting to ban the toy that comes with a Happy Meal.

1. Follow Us


If you love the material here at 31Percent make sure you click the “Follow” button that can be found on the left hand side of the page or follow us on Twitter at http://twitter.com/31percent.

If not you’re deserving of the #1 spot on this weeks Piss On.

Did you notice a PATTERN?

Fall/Winter Fashion...
Cable Knit : Army Camouflage : Tweed Accessories

Army Camouflage, Cable Knit, and Tweed Accessories are a few cold weather patterns that keep you fly, yet comfortable...


Ralph Lauren Black Label Mitered V-Neck Cable Sweater


NEXUSVII x Inverallan Cable knit Cardigan sweater


Patta x Kangol Merino Beanies


Ralph Lauren Black Label Cashmere Cable Wrap Dress



Surpreme Insulated Work Jacket


Nike SB Zoom Bruin Camo Quickstrike


10Deep Ironsides Navigator F10


Even lil dogs rockin camouflage Bape hoodies



Ralph Lauren Tweed Hat


Rugby Tweed Tie


Stussy Tweet Fitted Hat


Chanel Lambskin Tweed Fantasy Fur Mittens

Fashion: The 10 Best Independent Men's Stores in America

Just in time for the weekend, GQ has released a list of the best Men's stores for apparel.

Click here gentlemen and do stylish folks like your grandfather, father, James Bond, Marvin Gaye, and Bruce Wayne proud by stepping your fashion game up and turning heads with a new look for the fall.

SPORTS: Kobe, Lebron, Kobe, Lebron

I used to be a huge fan of Lebron James. Now I'm just a big fan of his immense talent. He has started to complain a tad bit to much for my liking. In his mind, the media treats him unfairly now because he is black and he has made it clear that he is taking mental notes of all his detractors.

It looks like Lebron can add Kobe to his list of detractors. You know the same Kobe Bryant that has 5 more titles than Lebron. The same Kobe that has his team off to an 8-0 record while Lebron's new super team the Miami Heat has come out the gate with a not so impressive 5-3 mark.

But hey, who am I to judge? Lebron has a cool commercial, a hot new sneaker, and hangs out with Jay Z. On second thought, I'll let the depressed fans of Cleveland do all the talking for me!



Kobe Bryant says he'd beat Lebron James in a 1 on 1- "I'd do that in my sleep"



Lebron James "Rise" Commercial & Cleveland's Response



Nike LeBron 8 “South Beach”

The Children Are Our Future…But What Lies Ahead?

Since 2008 the US economy has been a horror story. We have seen how the country’s financial status has affected the housing market, corporate America, and the spending habits of everyone from the upper class of Santa Clara, California to the lower class of Detroit, Michigan. The one area we have yet to address is how these changes will affect the youth of America.

As innocent and naïve that we may think children are, they are more than aware of their surroundings. They may not be fully conscious of what a bill is, but can comprehend the look of despair on their parents’ face whenever they check the mail box. Sure they love visiting family members, yet they understand it’s a problem when instead of bringing a change of clothes the family is packing up all of their belongings. How will these occurrences affect their outlook on life and the financial success that they are able to obtain?

It’s difficult to tell America’s youth to stay in school and go to college when the majority of college graduates are in debt to the mob (Sallie Mae) and wearing holes into the soles of their shoes pounding the pavement for jobs. Sure the odds of becoming the professional athlete or next Lil’ Wayne are slim, but when they see the other end of the spectrum is it worth attempting to achieve?

My biggest fear is that they will take the “easy way out” that is making a paycheck off of buffoonery and sheer ignorance. In the age where a Twitter page or YouTube video can make someone an overnight success, it’s too easy for young kids to succumb to a lifestyle where fame constantly defeats morals and pride in ones self.

As adults all we can do is tell them about the principles that our generation failed to hold in high regard. Save money for a rainy day, don’t buy a house and a car you can’t afford and no job is guaranteed. And who knows, maybe by the time they are members of the college graduating class of 2020 there will be job postings worthy of the talent that the future holds.

Piss on Week 11.8.10

Warning!! No one in the following blog post is actually being pissed on. It is simply an expression meant to discribe how outrageous and unforgiveable the actions of the following people really are. Anyone who fines this segment offensive has the right and the duty to be pissed on as well.

Sinceely,

Professional Rationalist


10. Dallas Cowboys

All that money they spent and they can’t manage to put a talented team on the field.

Pissed on!

9. Biggs


Jay-Z’s former Roc-a-Fella business partner Kareem “Biggs” Burke was arrested for his involvement in a drug ring in which authorities confiscated over $1 million in drug money. He gets pissed on for worrying about illegal hustles when he had executive producer credits on just about every Jay-Z album.

8. Kevin Garnett

Last week Detroit Pistons player Charlie Villanueva alleged that Kevin Garnett said he looks like a cancer patient during the game.

I could piss on KG for being an insensitive jerk. Instead I’m going to piss on him for his lame excuse: ”I said he’s a cancer to his team.”


7. Steve Harvey
I’m not pissing on Steve Harvey for being loud and obnoxious. Or for the hair piece he wore for years that we thought was the greatest shape up ever.

But I will give him the business for being the worst Family Feud host. Don’t believe me? Watch this!


6. MC Hammer
Hammer is upset that Jay-Z made a reference to him going bankrupt in a new song. So upset that he came back with a diss of his own.

Hammer gets pissed on for refusing to just sit down and enjoy old age.




5. For Colored Girls


I don’t know much about this film, but I know that everyone that has seen it was in a melancholy mood afterward.

I think I’m going to piss on it before I shed a tear as well.


4. Adidas

Adidas has a campaign called “Route 2015" that will supposedly make them bigger than Nike.

They get pissed on for coming up with such a ridiculous plan without an endorsement deal with anyone half as popular as Kobe Bryant, LeBron James, or Derek Jeter.

3. NFL Gloves

Have you taken a close look at these things? The grip is made of a mix of Spider Man’s web and hot tar. No wonder the players catch every pass.

I think I will add to the ingredients by putting urination to the mix.


2. Sony


Did you know that Sony decided to cease production of the cassette player on October 25th, 2010?

They get pissed on for not doing it the day that the iPod dropped.

1. SHAQ

Shaquille O’Neal dressed in drag for Halloween.

He gets the #1 spot on this week’s urination for being way too comfortable as a woman and knowing all the word’s to this Beyonce song.