Piss on Week 11.15.10

Warning!! No one in the following blog post is actually being pissed on. It is simply an expression meant to discribe how outrageous and unforgiveable the actions of the following people really are. Anyone who fines this segment offensive has the right and the duty to be pissed on as well.

Sinceely,

Professional Rationalist



10. J. Cole

After listening to his new CD I will say that he is indeed talented. However, there are too many tracks where he refers to having sex without a condom.

He gets pissed on for being a gold diggers’ dream.


9. Marlon Dorsey



Usually when high school basketball players don’t perform well there coach makes them run. Coach Dorsey on the other hand feels it’s appropriate to beat players with a belt.

He gets pissed on for thinking he’s Joe Jackson.

8. Allen Iverson


A.I. missed his first game in Turkey because he apparently did not feel ready to play.

Perhaps he’s ready to be pissed on for being a lifelong disappointment.

7. McFaddens



The local Philadelphia bar’s general manager sent out a text that said, “We don’t want black people. We are a white bar!”

I’m pissing on the establishment for thinking that black people’s money is not green, and I’m giving the shake before the zip to anyone that still supports the establishment.

6. Miami Heat

All the hoopla over the and the Miami Heat have yet to show me anything impressive.

I’m pissing on them for giving me slop every night on TNT and ESPN.


5. Checkers

Do me a favor. Go to this fast food joint and get a Champ Burger with all of the fixing. Wait until they give you your meal then ask for barbeque sauce. You know what you will get in return…NOTHING!!

Checkers gets the business for being the only fast food restaurant in the world that does not have BBQ sauce.


4. Seasons Greetings


Is it just me or are department stores getting ready for the Christmas season just a bit too early. We haven’t had Thanksgiving yet and I already here “Santa’s Coming to Town” in the men’s department.

'Tis the Season for these stores to be pissed on.



3. Joe Montana


He seriously wants us to believe that he wears Sketchers?

Pissed On!

2. San Francisco



I’m not pissing on them for beating the Phillies. I’m over that.

But I will give them the business for attempting to ban the toy that comes with a Happy Meal.

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