LIFE - Verification Forms

I do not have 20/20 vision. I do not have x-ray vision like a super hero. At the same time, I do not walk around the city with a seeing eye dog and a cane. My eye sight is like most people's: average. I squint when I watch television. I wear contacts/glasses when I go to the movies and sporting events. I hate when it rains or snows when I drive because the visibility sucks.

One of the few things that I can never see are on-line verification forms. Maybe I would be able to read them if they were actually words. Websites, the cruel bastards that they are, make sure to place all of the letters and numbers that look alike (i.e. 6, G, C) in the same verification string.

I wish that we could make websites that email us bills or coupons fill out verification forms. My forms would read: I dont have it this month, my $ is tight, piss off, and bleep u.

Let's see them verify that.