First it was Jay-Z with the S.Carter shoe collection. Then 50 Cent had a line of kicks. Now Reebok plans to give rap duo Kidz in the Hall their very own sneakers.
Reebok gets urinated on for thinking that spoon feeding me rappers will somehow make them better than Nike.
8. Tyler Perry Movies
These movies are the ultimate chick flicks about nothing. I’ve seen Madea at a family reunion and I’ve seen her in jail. I’ve seen her in more places than I have seen Waldo. The sad part is people don’t even know what his flicks are about and go to see them just because his name is attached.
I’m peeing on Mr. Perry for giving me the same movie every six months.
7. Philadelphia Eagles
Some things should never F’n happen. Allowing Brian Dawkins to sign with another team is one of them.
The Birds get pissed on for letting their identity leave the nest.
6. Chicago Bulls
Let me get this straight. President Barack Obama shows his hometown squad some love and invites them to the White House. Then he comes to watch the Bulls take on the Wizards…AND THYE LOSE?
Sure the Commander in Chief smiled it off like he wasn’t stabbed in the back, but I’m going to do what he wanted to do himself
5. Sean Combs
Puffy Daddy…I mean Puff, or is it P Diddy? Hell the guy in the picture is dropping another album titled “Last Train to Paris.”
He’s getting the business for not realizing that it’s time to stop working on new material and focus on the greatest hits album.
4. Dumbass tattoos
Seriously, getting a tattoo of someone you do not know is probably not a good idea.
Getting a tattoo of someone you don’t know as a fictional character is even worse.
3-1. Deputy Paul Schene
I normally don’t give out multiples spots on this list for one offense, but this guys is worthy of the top three spots. This video shows a Seattle Deputy wailing on a defenseless teenage girl as she is in a holding cell.
You know what Paul Schene, I too am a Deputy. As Deputy of 31 Percent my job is to protect and serve. Protect the rights of citizens and serve you a well deserved urination.
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