This Coatesville Fire Captain was supposed to be protecting people from the hazards of fire. Instead he had been fingered as the culprit behind two fires set in the town last week.
He gets the business for putting the people at risk.
8. Dame Dash
I am personally saddened by the fact that my boy Dame is making my list. As former best friend of Jay-Z and CEO of the ROC he was one of the freshest guys in the business. Who could forget his claim of popping tags everyday and never wearing the same sneaks twice?
Nowadays Dame gets the business for falling off and being spotted with a blatant tear in his imitation leather jacket.
7. Drug Dealing Dummy
I couldn’t believe this. Just listen!!
Man does drug deal while on the phone with 911
6. Old Guys in the Club
I’m sick of seeing old guys in the club (Allah Reggie Miller above) flashing their money, and reliving their youth. News flash, your 40 plus and by that point and time in your life you should definitely have enough money to buy out the bar.
These geezers get pissed on for not putting that money in an IRA and spending their Friday night playing Poker at Jimmy’s house.
5. Octomom
No, she is not a cartoon superhero who can clean your nose from miles away and has vacuum cleaners for arms. Octomom is a dumbass who has 14 kids and lives in a four bedroom house. She gets the business for firing the free nanny service provided to her by Doctor Phil. Seriously, the government should ban some people from having babies.
4. Virginia State Trooper
A few weeks ago I got a speeding ticket for doing 80 is a in a 65 MPH zone. I know the law is the law, but it was 12AM and I was the only car on the road for crying out loud. Pardon me officer, but to pull someone over for speeding when they are the only car on the road for the next three exits is piss worthy indeed.
Look at the bright side officer, you can write me a ticket for public urination.
3. Steve Harvey
Steve Harvey has a book out that allegedly teaches women all the secrets to getting a good man. He gets pissed on for thinking that as a middle aged man who hasn't dated in almost two decades, he has all the answers. Hey ladies, if you want to know what a man wants, ask the man that you are interested in.
2. T-Pain
There is nothing wrong with watching the infamous Ray J/Kim Kardashian sex tape. Hell, I’m watching it as we speak.
T-Pain gets pissed on for thinking it’s acceptable to watch it and then comment on someone’s man hood.
1. Snuggie Owners
Before I take it upon myself to pee on you guys let me ask you a few questions. Before the Snuggie did your arms ever get so entangled underneath a blanket that you were trapped due to its brute strength? Were you physically unable to read a book or talk on the phone while under blanket? Was your 5’8 frame ever in dire need of a 6’10 blanket?
I guarantee that you answered no to each of those questions, and that is why you are all being pissed on for buying a damn Snuggie!
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