Senin, 28 Februari 2011

Piss on Week 3.1.11

Warning!! No one in the following post is actually being pissed on. It is simply an expression meant to describe how outrageous and unforgivable the actions of the following people really are. Anyone who finds this segment offensive automatically gives me the right and the duty to piss on them as well.

10. Carmelo Anthony



I’m not pissing on Melo’ for being traded to the Knicks; I just have a question. How is it that he was from Baltimore in this 2007 video?


And all of a sudden he’s a native New Yorker?


Melo gets pissed on for changing his home for his own convenience.

9. Philadelphia School District



On February 22nd the city of Philadelphia received a light coating of snow. It wasn’t enough precipitation to shovel, but for some reason it was enough to close all public schools in Philadelphia.

The Philadelphia School District gets pissed on for shutting down whenever someone mentions the word snow.


8. “Do you want some…before I throw it out?”


I seriously can’t stand the notion of offering someone something to eat that you wouldn’t consume yourself. How are you going to offer me something to digest when its alternative is the dumpster? Is that supposed to make it appear to be appetizing?

People who provide such an offer get pissed on for thinking that after mentioning the mold growing on the bun, I want half a Big Mac that has been sitting on the table for an hour

7. QuickStrips Condoms


As if condoms aren’t already the simplest things to use in the first place, a company by the name of Sensis has created a condom that has tabs to help you put it on.

Because common sense, the instructions on the box, and the help of a partner isn’t enough to get a condom on, I’m pissing on anyone who needs the tabs to get busy.


6. Kardashians



The reality show family is the official sponsor of Sketchers Sneakers.

These sneakers are so hideous that I have to piss on anyone who tries to convince people that they are worth buying.


5. The Switcheroo


Have you ever gone to a bar and ordered a Ciroc and cranberry and thought to yourself “this doesn’t taste right?” That’s because the premium vodka was probably replaced with bottom shelf trash!

I’m pissing on any bar/club that charges you twelve bucks for a drink made from a ten dollar bottle.

4. Eric Snow


Everyone has dosed off at work before. But when you only work three hours a day it is unacceptable.

When that job is being the commentator of a Sixers’ game live on national television it becomes piss-worthy.

Eric Snow gets pissed on for trying to take a quick nap during a stop in play.



3. Martin Lawrence



“Big Mamma’s House” was cool.” Big Mamma’s House 2” was acceptable. “Big Mamma’s House 3: Like Father, Like Son” is downright piss-worthy.


Martin gets pissed on for not knowing when to call it quits on a comedy that wasn’t all that funny in the first place.


2. Young Reek



I’m not pissing on Young Reek for being a terrible rapper. He does get the business considering he raps about killing people and selling drugs one minute, and decides to be a Philadelphia police officer the next.

He gets “wet up” for being more of a fraud than Rick Ross.

1. Check Us Out!


Check out the new “31 Percent” fan page on Facebook and hit the “Like” button.

It’s so easy to do that anyone who doesn’t click here will be pissed on.

Minggu, 27 Februari 2011

Black Male Style Pioneers

As Black History Month comes to an end, I want to add some final insight on influential African Americans. GQ along with Street Etiquette came up with a list of "20 Black Style Pioneers." I liked the idea, and came up with my own condensed list of who I think are the Black Male Style Pioneers. The idea of a fashion pioneer is of a person that created and personified not only a trend, but a style. Here's my list:


Before Marvin Gaye, it was always about suits and ties. Marvin made it acceptable to be relaxed, yet fly at the same time. Every day you can run across someone with the vintage denim shirt look thanks to this man.

Miles Davis was one of the most unique jazz musicians to walk the face of the earth. His eccentric style was a direct reflection of the music that he orchestrated.

Before Run DMC, rap artists dressed like rock stars. Run DMC brought the style of the inner city to the stage.

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Even in a picture with Martin Luther King Jr. civil rights activist Cecil B. Moore’s style stands out above the rest.

Andre 3000 is a textbook example of how to pimp your Prep school uniform. He consistently manages to wear traditional pieces while adding a bit of flare.

Teddy’s style complimented the love ballads he preformed that would make the ladies want to come on over to his place.

You can’t be considered a member of the Rat Pack and not embody coolness. Sammy Davis suits were always smooth with the perfect cut and style as he performed on The Strip in Las Vegas.

Pharrell combines skateboarding and prep, two styles at complete opposite ends of the spectrum, and somehow manages to make them work together.

Talk about “All Black Everything.” Huey Newton displayed his militant views strategically with each article of clothing.


Who’s Your Favorite?

I’ve given you my black male style pioneers. Leave us a comment and let us know who you think should make the list.