There are all types of hands-on learning techniques that kids are exposed to in school these days. But the art of smoking Meth should not be one of them.
This teacher and principal duo get pissed on for taking their own personal ride on the Magic School Bus.
Nonetheless, he gets pissed on for being the only adult in America to own a laser pointer since 50 Cents first album came out.
8. Lil’ Wayne
I think it is very important for musicians to listen to a wide array of artists. It allows them to develop their own talents and pick up different sounds. But under noooo circumstances should a guy be dancing to Beyonce.
Lil’ Wayne gets pissed on for violating this very piss-worthy offense.
7. Mr. Bean
This European comedian has always been hilarious to me, but his latest appearance was no joking matter when he crashed his Mclaren F1supercar.
Anyone who crashes a $100,000 vehicle without a good explanation must be pissed on immediately.
6. Michael Beasley
This nutcase was at it again this week at a pick up game of hoops in NYC. I guess he wasn’t ready for the hecklers at the playground because he went off on one particular fan.
Mike Beasley gets pissed on for getting this upset about a game that doesn’t even matter.
5. Ace Hood
Is it just me or do the singles “Hustle Hard” and “Go N Get It” sound the same?
He gets pissed on for thinking he can give people the same song twice and say that he has two singles.
4. Filthy Vehicles
Have you ever looked at the interior of someone’s care and couldn’t tell if the seats were made of leather or McDonald’s bags? I can’t stand it. How could someone drive around in complete filth?
Anyone who uses their care as a trash can not only deserve to be riding the bus, but they also get pissed on.
3. Michael Nutter
Hey all you youngsters! Philadelphia mayor Michael Nutter has placed a midnight curfew on anyone under the age of 18 to avoid flash mobs like the one that occurred downtown last weekend. Just one problem…many flash mobs occur in broad daylight!
Good ole’ Mayor Nutter gets pissed on for not knowing how to tell time.
2. Melissa Redmond
This Dunkin’ Donuts employee was making too much use of her down time on the job. After serving customers coffee and donuts she was giving up the “cream filling” on the side.
She gets pissed on for being a whole prostitute while on the clock.
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By CoryYoung. A freelance blogger, and self - proclaimed fantasy football maven, was once an aspiring sports journalist out of Temple University. He was disheartened by the newspaper industry to profit from the internet. Fearing the worse, he sold out and joined the corporate life. Like The Million Dollar Man Ted Dibiase said, "Everybody has a price."
Finally the NFL owners and players have quit their bitchin’ and the lockout has been lifted. What does that mean for you? Another season of beer, wings, HDTV’s, fantasy football and losing your paycheck on that 3-team teaser when all you needed was that damn Texans DB to bat the ball NOT into the hands of Mike Thomas (bet that happened to you too)! Anyway, all of these media-types have been telling me to get ready for some crazy free agency/training camp/preseason Royal Rumble where the last man standing gets Nnamdi Asomugha and a shot at the WWF title or something. Wait... the Philadelphia Eagles sign Nnamdi Asomugha...WHAT...the EAGLES got Nnamdi!? Ok, now it’s on!
NFC East: You know I rep Philly, and journalism is supposed to be objective, but the Eagles are unabashedly my pick. You heard they got Nnamdi right? *Clears Throat* You heard they got NNAMDI right!? To quote something I saw on Twitter, “It’s like we are playing franchise mode in Madden with the Salary Cap OFF.” Remember Madden 04-05 when Mike Vick was like 97 speed and basically illegal to use? Oh yeah, that’s their WHOLE offense in 2011. I know I know, the NFL isn’t a video game...until you have Vick, Jackson, Maclin, McCoy, and Rodgers-Cromartie on your squad. My bad I forgot Nnamdi - ok ok I’ll stop saying his name. Speed kills, and they’ve got plenty of it.
The Redskins have John Beck...’nuff said.
The Cowboys and Giants are left to battle it out for second place in the NFC East, and since the Cowboys are chronic chokers, I’m gonna take NYG here. They have a solid young WR corps with Hakeem Nicks and Mario Manningham, and aside from Eli Manning’s fumblitis and Miracle at the Meadowlands Pt. 2, they handled Vick and the Eagles pretty well throughout last season.
NFC North: The remnants of the NFC Black-and-Blue division shapes up to be another boring fight between the Packers and Bears for division supremacy. The biggest acquisition in the division is former Eagle and Redskin Donovan McNabb, traded to the Vikings, but well past his prime. McNabb is in no shape to lead Minnesota to the Super Bowl...or even the playoffs. Without a go-to WR after losing Sidney Rice, the Vikings are my pick for doormat of the NFC North. McNabb, just hand the ball off to Peterson and watch him bulldoze everyone in his path. It’s the smart thing to do.
The Green Bay Packers, reigning Super Bowl Champs, have a tall task ahead of them if they want to repeat. With 90% of their squad injured last year, Aaron Rodgers and Greg Jennings “put da team on they back doe" and took the pack to the promise land. With most of the team coming back healthy this year, I think the Pack has a solid chance of overtaking the Bears and winning this division. However, I can’t see them repeating and taking the title a second year in a row.
Who thinks Stafford-to-Megatron should be the new Daunte-to-Randy? I do...but if Matt Stafford doesn’t tell his shoulder to get it’s mind right, the dreams of all Lions fans will be flushed down the...ehh...actually they’re already in the toilet so it would just be par for the course. On a serious note, the Lions have genuine potential with that battering ram of a D-Line - led by Ndamukong Suh and Kyle VandenBosch. That being said, these guys will still fight to stay out of the cellar this year.
Oh, I have to write about the boring ass Bears too? Sorry, but for an 11-5 team they were extremely underwhelming last year...sounds like a nice descriptor of Jay Cutler’s career so far too, right? That dude has been criminally average since he came in the league with the Broncos - am I supposed to be impressed by a guy who has a nearly 1:1 Td-Int ratio for his career? Combine that with Chicago, the recently anointed “Land Receivers Go to Die,” and don't see how the Bears repeat as division champs.
NFC South: This is the division to watch for the next five or so years - the prolific Saints offense, the balanced attack of the Falcons, and the Bucs with their QB “All I Do is Win” Josh Freeman. With the addition of Julio Jones to compliment Roddy White, and Ray Edwards to bolster an already motor-heavy D-Line, I think the Falcons have what it takes to crown themselves division champs again. I wish I had the stones to pick the Bucs to come in second over the Saints, but if there is one thing I’ve learned it’s never count out Drew Brees. Unless he’s playing in a road playoff game against Marshawn Lynch.
No other division looks as hotly contested as this, and if Cam Newton is all the Panthers think he is, then a very talented team will be routinely missing the playoffs in this division for years to come.
NFC West: Kevin Kolb, Kevin Kolb, Kevin Kolb, Kevin Kolb! *Obligatory ‘Black & Yellow’ Hook* The Cardinals just gave Kevin Kolb 5.7 million dollars per career touchdown to rescue them from a division in which the winner went 7-9....SEVEN AND NINE! Seattle looks to rebuild its squad with the Tarvaris to Sidney Rice combo that made Minnesota so successful..............ok I can’t go on with the charade that anyone cares about the NFC West anymore! Somebody is going to come out of that division...I’ll leave it at that.
Of course I like the Eagles to come out of the NFC after fleecing the rest of the league this offseason and Vince Young dubbing them a “dream team.” I fully expect the Packers to be in the NFC Championship along with the Eagles. With a much improved defense I can’t see the Pack taking home that George Halas Trophy in January. Are the Eagles the Miami Heat of Football? Nope...there won’t be a squad full of Mavericks ready to take them down at the finish line.
No matter what God you pray to, you have to love this video. DMX prayers are classic. People know them from start to finish (barks included) as if they were actually a part of the church service. Let us pray.
Dogs are man best friend. It looks like they are now sharks worst enemy. Check out the dog in this video as it doggy paddles and beats the crap out of a shark.
Despite all of the trashy women on TV today, from “Basketball Wives” to wives that are desperate, you can still catch a positive female influence from time to time. Here are five women of TV who are worth idolizing.
5. Jill Taylor- “Home Improvement”
Home improvement was a 90’s ABC sitcom that represented a “fix it yourself” lifestyle that was booming in America. Jill represented the woman of the house who knew when to let the boys be boys and when to put her foot down. Anyone who could hold their own in a house full of Alfa males, led by Tim Allen, deserves to make this list.
4. Mama Pane- “Martin”
This one is easy. No TV mom can compete with “My Mommas’ Biscuits.”
3. Vivian Banks (the chocolate edition) – “Fresh Prince”
Sure Aunt Viv lived in Beverly Hills, but she took no nonsense from anyone. Why did I choose her as opposed to the second mom? Part 2 is only better when it comes to the “Home Alone” movies.
2. Marge Simpson- “Simpsons”
Despite all of the dumbass mischief that Homer gets his family into, Marge stands by her man. Only a true ride-or-die chick would put up with 500 episodes of stupidity from her husband and only respond, “Homieeeee!!”
1.Claire Huxtable- “The Cosby Show”
The perfect combination of beauty and brains, Claire Huxtable had to be number one on the list of most influential TV moms. Not only could she rock the sexy evening dress during cocktail hour, but the business suits she wore as a lawyer would make any judge rule in her favor. Add to that the sass she showed whenever Theo or Vanessa got out of line and you have yourself the Greatest TV Mom of all-time!
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