Piss on you Week 5.11.09

The restaurant chain gets the business for serving microwave food.

Don't believe me? Go to the supermarket and you will find almost everything on the menu in the microwaveable section with Friday's logo on it.

9. Joshua Giddings


This Delaware Trooper gets the business for agreeing to let a female shoplifter off the hook in exchange for a sexual favor.

He gets the business, as well as anyone else, who loses their job over a blow job in this economic climate.

8. Ignorance at Chinese store


Why is it that everyone who goes to the Chinese store curses and yells at the people who work there?

They get pissed on for not realizing that yelling at someone right before they make your food is probably not a good idea.

7. Coco

This woman stands for everything I hate: Fake hair, fake breast, and fake butt.

Pissing on her is like pissing on a big container of silicone.

6. 60% of Retired NBA Players

That sixty percent represent the number of NBA players that go broke after retirement.

Anyone who manages to squander millions of dollars on speed boats, strippers and child support deserves to be pissed on.

5. Big Ass Umbrellas

Unless you are providing rain protection for an entire village there is no need for one of those gigantic umbrellas.

I'm pissing on everyone who damn near pokes me in the eye with one while walking down the street.

4. Pink Pony


Let me get one thing straight. Pink Pony is one of the most luxurious strip clubs I have ever been to. You can't beat sushi and strippers. Shouts out to the chef who got us a table and the lil' lightskin chick who was very talented to say the least. I hate to do it, but I've got to piss on this establishment for allowing a transexual to dance there.

The shake before the zip goes to the guys that can't tell and give he/she a grand total of $1,500 a night.

3. Bus Brawlers


When my friends and I were young and didn't have money to pay for a bus ride, we would just jump off and run when the driver got to our stop.

I'm giving the business for these two jerks for beating the bus driver down because they didn't have their fair.

2. Clifton Powell

Yeah that's right I'm pissing on Pinky from "Next Friday" That's only becuase he damn near stepped on my pinky toe while emphatically doing "Da Butt" at a club.

1. Rick Ross

Raps sumo-sized superstar spits lyrics of a life of luxury. Even when he is not rapping, he goes on and on about how he spends an insane amount of money on his signature Louis Vuitton shades. As ignorant as that may be, it’s not quite piss worthy.

It does become worthy of the business however, when Louis Vuitton unveils the fact that he is rocking fake shades on the XXL magazine cover.
Ay Ricky, keeps those fugazi shades on so I don’t burn your eyes. Bawse!

Lil Wayne's makes the world a better place!

I love you. You know I do. That is why I am here for you when things are rough. I try to console you and guide you through the tough times. What makes you feel better more than LiL Wayne? Maybe ice cream and cake. Maybe even a home cooked meal. Well, here is some instant cheer you up.

Lil Wayne On The View

Piss on You Week 5.4.09

10. IHOP

Sexual harassment at the work place, or anywhere for that matter, is wrong.

Sexual Harassment Victim Fired After Blowing Whistle

It becomes piss worthy when a woman gets fired for reporting it.

9. Derek Fisher Stalker

This is just too creepy. I can understand when people stalk “celebrities”, but Derek Fisher is just another guy on the Lakers.

This Symone chick gets the business for thinking that she was married to a guy she never even met.

8. YMCA

Go to any major sporting event, and you will hear this ridiculous song, followed by a bunch of idiots flailing their arms in the air. I’m sick of it.

It is time to bury the YMCA song and piss on its grave.

7. “Excuse my language”

If you know you are going to curse, just don’t do it.

That’s like me saying, “Excuse my urination” and then pissing on someone anyway.


6. Stripper Mom


I am going to warn you. If you are somewhere that you can’t view a naked lady shaking her butt, you may want to wait until you have privacy to watch this video.

All you need to know is that this skeezer is getting pissed on for butt naked booty poppin’ in front of her baby.



I swear some people shouldn’t be allowed to have kids.


5. Anti Mini Skirt Dad

I have heard of overprotective fathers, but this guy took it too far. He had his daughter killed for wearing a mini skirt!

He gets the business for living in the Stone Ages.

4. Chicken Chasers
Seriously people? Have we not progressed beyond the stereotype that black people can’t survive without processed chicken?



I’m peeing on everyone in Rochester, NY that was mad that Popeyes ran out of chicken.

3-1 Complainers



“It’s too hot.” “I hate this show.” “I wish they would hurry up.” “This doesn’t taste the same.” I’m sure after reading those quotes, each of you can picture someone in your life who is a complainer. No matter what, these people will find something to be bitter about. You could give them a silver Mercedes S550 with $200,000 in the arm rest and they would say. “You should have got the black one, and why are these bills all wrinkled?” I have recently been running into too many people like this.

You individuals are being put on notice that my patience has run out. The only thing that I have left for you jerks is the warm embarrassment of being pissed on.