Piss on You Week 5.4.09

10. IHOP

Sexual harassment at the work place, or anywhere for that matter, is wrong.

Sexual Harassment Victim Fired After Blowing Whistle

It becomes piss worthy when a woman gets fired for reporting it.

9. Derek Fisher Stalker

This is just too creepy. I can understand when people stalk “celebrities”, but Derek Fisher is just another guy on the Lakers.

This Symone chick gets the business for thinking that she was married to a guy she never even met.

8. YMCA

Go to any major sporting event, and you will hear this ridiculous song, followed by a bunch of idiots flailing their arms in the air. I’m sick of it.

It is time to bury the YMCA song and piss on its grave.

7. “Excuse my language”

If you know you are going to curse, just don’t do it.

That’s like me saying, “Excuse my urination” and then pissing on someone anyway.


6. Stripper Mom


I am going to warn you. If you are somewhere that you can’t view a naked lady shaking her butt, you may want to wait until you have privacy to watch this video.

All you need to know is that this skeezer is getting pissed on for butt naked booty poppin’ in front of her baby.



I swear some people shouldn’t be allowed to have kids.


5. Anti Mini Skirt Dad

I have heard of overprotective fathers, but this guy took it too far. He had his daughter killed for wearing a mini skirt!

He gets the business for living in the Stone Ages.

4. Chicken Chasers
Seriously people? Have we not progressed beyond the stereotype that black people can’t survive without processed chicken?



I’m peeing on everyone in Rochester, NY that was mad that Popeyes ran out of chicken.

3-1 Complainers



“It’s too hot.” “I hate this show.” “I wish they would hurry up.” “This doesn’t taste the same.” I’m sure after reading those quotes, each of you can picture someone in your life who is a complainer. No matter what, these people will find something to be bitter about. You could give them a silver Mercedes S550 with $200,000 in the arm rest and they would say. “You should have got the black one, and why are these bills all wrinkled?” I have recently been running into too many people like this.

You individuals are being put on notice that my patience has run out. The only thing that I have left for you jerks is the warm embarrassment of being pissed on.