Piss on Week 11.1.10

Warning!! No one in the following blog post is actually being pissed on. It is simply an expression meant to discribe how outrageous and unforgiveable the actions of the following people really are. Anyone who fines this segment offensive has the right and the duty to be pissed on as well.



Sinceely,



Professional Rationalist





8.Athletic Propulsion Labs



These basketball shoes were banned from the NBA because they give practically anyone with legs the ability to dunk a basketball.



They get pissed on for not being there for Billy Hoyle in White Men Can’t Jump.



7. Kanye West



I get it, you have enough money to do whatever you want Kanye. But getting your teeth removed and replaced with diamonds is going too far.





6. Eva Longoria





I don’t care how sexy she is, retarded rap videos like this one gets Mrs. Longoria pissed on.











5. Ryan Howard





Howard struck out to end the Phillies’ hopes of going to the World Series without taking the bat off of his shoulders. Going down like that sure won’t get you to the big game, but it will definitely give you the business on this week’s list.



4. T.I.





Did T.I. not learn his lesson from his last stint with the law? Apparently not because he has been sentenced to 11 months in prison for being in possession of Ecstasy pills.



He gets the business for not being home long enough to watch the seasons change.



3. Alicia Tolton







This woman faked cancer so that she could throw a fundraiser and keep the cash.



I think she should be lucky that she’s just getting pissed on.



2. Brett Favre





Favre has been accused of sending naked pictures of himself to an employee of the New York Jets. People barely want to see him play football.



I think he deserves the business for thinking that someone wanted to see a grandpop naked.





1. Explaining Halloween Costumes





If someone has to ask, “Who are you supposed to be?” not only should you not where it but you will also be pissed on.