Piss on Week

8. Funeral Ticket Scalpers


Damn shame. Even in his death people made a buck off of Michael Jackson.

I’m giving the business to anyone who found it acceptable to make a profit off of the man’s memorial service.

7. Makeup Madness

It’s simple…too much make up is never a good look.

I’m pissing on anyone who puts on so much makeup that their face looks like a canvas.

6. Sarah Palin


Sarah Palin resigned as governor of Alaska this past week to answer a “higher calling”.

She gets pissed on for taking on more responsibility when she wasn’t qualified for the job she already had.


5. Tony Luke’s Cheese Steaks

This staple in the cheese steak world has decided to come out with a microwavable version. DISGUSTING.

Tony Luke’s gets the business for thinking that anything you put on the grill can be cooked in the microwave.

4. Porn as Kid-Repellent

I have heard of a lot of different tactics to keep kids off of your lawn. Screaming at the top of your lungs, threatening to beat the crap out of them, and even bribing them with candy and water ice. Never have I heard of blasting porn out of your windows to scare the runts away.

Being pissed off at kids at playng gets this guy pissed on.

3. Allen Iverson


A.I is a free agent this upcoming season and could play for any NBA team that he wants to. Most guys his age would take a pay cut and play for one of the better squads in an effort to win a championship. Not Iverson. He has shown interest in signing with the Memphis Grizzlies.

He gets pissed on for wanting to end his career with a team that finished last season with 24 wins and 58 losses.

2. Pool of Racism

A swim club in Northeast Philly banned more than 60 black campers who paid a total of $1900 to swim in their pool. Reason being...”they were concerned that the black kids would change the complexion of the pool”.

Allow me to change the complexion of the pool myself by urinating in it.

1. Comcast Dating on Demand

Do you have Comcast cable? Peep the ‘Dating on Demand’ segment. You can go through a list of profiles and people leave a video message about their personal likes and dislikes in a mate.

I’m giving the business to anyone who is so much of a couch potato that they have to find a lover on TV as opposed to going out and meeting people.