Piss on 12.14

Warning!! No one in the following blog post is actually being pissed on. It is simply an expression meant to discribe how outrageous and unforgiveable the actions of the following people really are. Anyone who fines this segment offensive has the right and the duty to be pissed on as well.

Sinceely,

Professional Rationalist



10.Cam’ron


Killa Cam has gone Caveman and it’s not a good look for him.

He should chop the beard and use this piss for after shave.


9. Mayor Nutter


Good ole’ Mayor Nutty Buddy gets the business for proposing a ban on work place relations between city workers and their bosses in fear that people will use these relationships in order to receive promotions. The way the economy is today, get a job and medical benefits however you can…even if it does mean dating the man or woman that signs off on your timesheets.

8. Brandt Andersen


The owner of the Utah Flash, NBA Development Team, was forced to give fans a refund when he failed to deliver on the promise to get a game of hoops between Byron Russell and Michael Jordan during halftime of the Flash game.

He gets pissed on for thinking that Michael Jordan would actually take time out of his day to deal with such nonsense.


7. Soulja Boy



You either are going to get tattoos or you are not. It's that simple. Getting fake tats like Soulja Boy is unacceptable.

Forgetting that you didn’t wear your tats and removing your shirt on stage is piss worthy.

6. Pretty dogs in hood


Pretty dogs aren't meant for everybody.

If you are not going to take the time to take care of a shitzou or a chiwawa then you get the business for having one.

P.S. Luxury dogs are meant to be pampered and groomed; You can’t tie them to a pole while you go to the corner store!!!

5. Michael Redd



Michael Redd is an NBA All-Star and has won an Olympic Gold medal alongside Kobe Bryant and LeBron James. He should be doing commercials for Nike, Citizen Watch, and local Cadillac dealerships. I had no choice but to give him the business when I found out that he had an endorsement deal with Safe Auto car insurance.


NBA Star Michael Redd helps out more people at SafeAuto...Play It Safe!



4. All Sex All the Time

Do you know anyone who constantly talks about sex? How's the weather? “Perfect for gettin’ your freak on.” You talking about stocks and bonds and they’re talking about tits and ass. I have one thing to say to those types of people.

Take the time to talk about something else every once and a while. For example, getting pissed on.


3. Starbucks Booty Shaker


I’m not mad at this chick for taking pics of her butt. She made somebody's day with the bare-bottomed snapshots. I am mad that she did it at work and forgot to take her hat off. (Warning it’s a lot of bare bottom). I hope she washed her hands before making the next mocha late'.


2. Aaron Hall



If I want to listen to 90’s R&B, Aaron Hall is the man. If I want to piss on someone for being a self-proclaimed dog whisperer.

Well, Mr. Hall just became that man too.

Aaron Hall (The Singer) Releases Another Video Of His Dog Whispering Skills! (Claims No One Train Better Than He Can & Proves It)



1. Terrell Suggs

Baltimore Raven Terrell Suggs defines someone who should be pissed on.

During a heated altercation, he hit his fiancé in the heath with a soap dispenser, poured bleach on her and his son and threatened to kill the woman. Why all the violence you ask.Over tickets to an upcoming Ravens’ game for family and friends.

I’m sure you all can agree with me that he deserves to be No.1 on this list.