Piss on Week 1.4.09

Warning!! No one in the following blog post is actually being pissed on. It is simply an expression meant to discribe how outrageous and unforgiveable the actions of the following people really are. Anyone who fines this segment offensive has the right and the duty to be pissed on as well.

Sinceely,

Professional Rationalist

10. Homeland Security


The other week I received a ticket for being parked in an emergency route during the snow storm. I’m not arguing the fact that I received the ticket, but from Homeland Security?

They get pissed on for worrying about my Toyota being parked on my block, when they should be focusing on terrorists.

9. Teddy Riley

Music producer and BlackStreet front man Teddy Riley gets the business for assaulting his kids over a game of Rockband.

I guess someone forgot to tell Teddy that he wasn’t in the studio.



8. And1


I enjoy watching basketball. I like the taste of a fresh piece of bread.

And1 gets the business for thinking that I need the two intertwined with their new Wonder Bread inspired shoe.

7. Community Education Partners


I applied for a job at CEP, an alternative school for children with behavioral problems, as a Teacher’s assistant. They recently called and notified me that I had gotten the job…AS A SECURITY GUARD.

Any school that can’t tell the difference between an aspiring teacher and a security guard deserves to get the business.

6. Q


Should I piss on this R&B want-to-be because he is crying about getting kicked out of Diddy’s band, Day 26. Perhaps he should get the business because he put the careers of the remaining members at risk with his selfishness. Hmm, I think I’ll just piss on him for shouting out his barber in this video.



5. Mr. T


I’m pissing on Mr. T and anybody that buys this product from his newest infomercial.

I pity the fool that doesn’t join me in giving Mr. T the business.

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4. NFL


Bengal’s wide receiver Chad Ochocinco asked the NFL if he could honor his recently deceased teammate, Chris Henry, by wearing his jersey during a game.

The league’s response was no, which prompts me to respond with a healthy urination.

3. Fairfax Police



This police department gets the business for arresting a man who was naked in his own home.

If you can’t be naked in your own house, where can you get naked?

2. Jersey Shore


If you haven’t heard of the new MTV show ‘Jersey Shore’ please watch this clip.

Go ahead, I’ll wait....Anything this stereotypical in 2009 deserves to be pissed on.



1. Gilbert Arenas


This multi-million dollar fool had the nerve to pull a gun on a teammate in the locker room.

He gets pissed on for having guns in the locker room period. FYI… no one named Gilbert should be pulling guns on people.