Selasa, 07 April 2009

LIFE - Poison

Situation 1: I call an attractive young lady I met in my daily travels and attempt to hang out with her. She says she's at 46Th street. My response, "I'm bout to stop by." All of a sudden she becomes stern about me meeting her at 56Th street(one of the rougher neighborhoods in the city ransacked with abandoned buildings). Obviously this was a set up. Showing up at this location would have left me with duck tape on my mouth and my pants pockets turned inside out.

Situation 2: I'm driving home and I stop at a red light when three women waiting for the bus ask me for a ride to South Street. I'm bored so I entertain the request with questions of my own. After all, I have nowhere to go until the light turns green. I notice that one of the ladies is carefully observing me. She peruses my vehicle to identify the model and studies my facial expressions while I speak as if I were some sort of ancient relic. As I continue my bored conversation with her friend, she chimes in and says, "Can you drop us off at 8Th and Cecil B. More." I am instantly puzzled as 8Th and Cecil B. More is nowhere near South Street. In fact the only thought that comes to mind regarding the low-income section of the city is projects, violence, and Stick Up Kids. Once again a set up. I can see it now. My face on the curb as the three women drive off in my car with their boyfriend who lives on 8Th Street.

I am sharing this info because the weather is about to break and the women will be out and about. I'm not saying that all women are the devil, but there are some that you must watch out for.

Don't be fooled by a bit butt and a smile. For some of these ladies are Poison.

Bell Biv DeVoe - Poison (1990)

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