I've eaten everything on the McDonald’s menu from #1 through #6 (with no cheese of course). I've had it all from super sized to the dollar menu. None of it has ever made me want to act a fool like Pharrell.
He gets the business for padding the stereotype that something about McDonald's makes black people want to sing.
P vs McDonald's
9. Dionne Warwick
I’m not peeing on her for being a psychic. If you are going to be a psychic the least you could do is foresee tax season.
She gets the business for owing $2.2 million in taxes to the state of California.
8. Pillsbury
Come on Pillsbury! You were doing a great job with the biscuits and the toaster strudels. Why did you have to go and mess things up with this terrible recipe for a Philly Mexican Cheese Steak.
I’m peeing all over the Dough Boy for this one.
7. Florida International University
FIU just hired Isiah Thomas to head their basketball program. The University sees Thomas as a good mentor for the team. Is this the same Thomas who finds it appropriate to hug and kiss female co-workers while calling them “bitches” in New York? Is this the same guy who last year tried to cover up his overdose on sleeping pills by saying it was his 17-year old daughte?
Anybody who believes that is a positive role model deserves to be pissed on.
6. Fox
A lot of things are entertaining. People falling on ice. “Family Guy”. Eddie Murphy.
Fox gets the business for thinking that a reality show about people getting laid off would be just as entertaining.
5. Philadelphia Parking Authority
I have become accustomed to feeding the meter in order to park my car. But the Philadelphia Parking Authority has pissed the line by changing the rates so that a quarter only gets you 7.5 minutes as opposed to fifteen. Seriously, what the hell am I going to do with 7.5 minutes!
4. Ebay account
Nike has released a pair of Kanye West shoes. I would have a pair if it weren’t for the fact that I overslept. Anyway, retail price was $250, and resellers are asking for as much as $800. I know you are probably thinking that’s insane. Now you can understand why I am pissing on this seller who is requesting a whopping $2,500. He gets the shake before the zip for having the nerve to ask for $40 shipping and handling on top of that.
3. Woman Attacked by Polar Bear
Normally I feel bad for people attacked by wild animals. However when you jump into a fenced off section for wild animals during feeding time, you get no sympathy from me.
This broad gets pissed on for thinking that the Knut the Polar Bear was a vegetarian.
2. Tori Spelling
When you look at the above picture what comes to mind? Crack addict, eating disorder, skeleton? Cool, we are on the same page. Ms. Spelling gets the bizz for trying to convince the media that weighing less that a dirty diaper is healthy.
1. Lil’ Wayne
Weezy returns to the list for his single, “Every Girl” in which he proclaims that he wants to have sex with every woman in the world. That is the most reckless statement I have ever heard. The lyrics should be changed to, “I want to contract every STD in the world.” Nonetheless Lil’ Wayne gets his share of urine this week.
Wayne Ft. Young Money - Every Girl [Explicit] (OFFICIAL MUSIC VIDEO)
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