Senin, 29 Juni 2009

Dating: I'm a Bachelor/Bachelorette this weekend

Ever wonder why (enter any friend's name here) entered a relationship and then fell into the never ending friend blackhole never to be seen again. For some reason said friend has entered into the "I'm in love" witness protection program. Said friend will reply to an email chain or, during a short and extremely awkward phone conversation, he or she will state that you guys haven't seen each other in for what seems like forever. You wonder, what has said friend on the prowl like an undercover cop looking to make a drug bust. You are then hit with it like someones bad breath....said friend's partner is not around so said friend has declared him or herself a Bachelor or Bachelorette for the evening.

So for future reference, is being a Bachelor or Bachelorette for the day like being an adult for the day like Tom Hanks in the movie Big? Do you get to jump on the bed with your shoes on, eat ice cream for breakfast, and not wash the dishes right away? The answer is NO.

Long lost friend, make the call. The longer you wait the harder it will be.

That's What Friends Are For

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