A shocker indeed, but we deserve it. The Contrarian and I have been slacking. Sure we have been busy with trips, birthdays, and watching playoffs but that is no excuse for the lack of new posts. Sorry guys. We’re on it.
8. James Harrison
See, I knew there was a reason why I didn’t like the Steelers. This jerk thinks he’s too good to go visit the President.
He gets pissed on for letting a Super Bowl ring go to his head.
7. BET
On Sunday mornings BET takes a break from its gyrating booty popping music videos in order to air a series of spiritual television shows. I have no problem with this. It’s good to get your praise on every once and a while. But things became piss-worthy when they decided to tell me about Rick Ross and his relationship with God. BET gets the business for thinking that a man with songs titled, “Money Make Me Cum” and “Rich off Cocaine” is a prime candidate to talk about religion.
Rick Ross on Lift Every Voice
6. Dirk Norwitzki
His Dallas Mavericks teammates told him that his 37 year-old girlfriend was nothing but trouble. A private investigator told him that she had eight different aliases. He decided not to adhere to the warning signs and it was all downhill from there. She was arrested at his home for fraud, then pops up pregnant with Dirk’s baby.
He gets pissed on for not choosing his leading lady wisely.
5. Terminator Salvation
I’m going to keep this one brief. This flick and any future Terminator film that doesn’t include Arnold Schwarzenegger is getting pissed on. It’s That Simple!
4. Half Hour TV
As I get older and my attention span grows, I have come to detest the half hour sitcom. With commercials, theme music and ending credits the show is really only fifteen minutes long.
I’m pissing on all of these shows that are over before they even start.
3. Demi Moore
Come on Demi. You’re a very attractive lady, Cougar status even. But on the day of these pictures you looked like a grizzly bear.
She gets the business for releasing such hideous photos of herself.
2. 50 Cent
Some things should just never happen. 50 Cent sleeping with Bette Midler is one of them. Don’t believe me? Read the following quote from Ms. Midler: "He is one of the newest members of our tribe. He has really made my life worth living. 50 has been with me through thick and thin."
Now they may just be good friends, but I’m going to take the liberty to pee on this situation before the sex tape comes out.
1. Willy Wagner
I’ve had good sex before. Ha, I’ve even had superb sex. But no sex is worth the hassle that William Wagner went through. He gets pissed on for riding a bicycle 180 miles for some nookie.
He gets the shake before the zip because he was 26 and the girl was 15.
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