These are cool for women, but fellas these should seriously not be in the wardrobe. Maybe I have a biased opinion because I have ugly feet. I just can’t understand how a piece of rubber between the big toe and the tall toe could be comfortable.
Seeing as though your feet are already exposed, I think I’m going to piss on them.
8. Conductors
You ever watch those guys flailing their arms in front of an orchestra. They swear that musicians are actually paying attention to them.
They get the business for not realizing that no one came to watch them move as if they are signaling a plane to land.
7. Big Boi
This rap superstar recently performed at a Sneaker Expo is Atlanta. Everything was going smoothly until he was spotted with fake Jordans. Fake sneakers in general disappoint me.
When they are gracing the feet of someone who can afford the most exclusive of authentic sneakers, it becomes piss-worthy.
6. Strippers’ Daughters
Don’t judge me but I was watching The Tyra Banks Show and the topic was daughters who want their mothers to stop stripping.
I’m giving these kids the business for being jealous because their moms look better than they do.
5. LeBron James
I’m not going to give Bron the business for ruining my NBA Finals dream of seeing him match up against Kobe.
He does get the bizz for storming out of the gym after losing and refusing to speak to the media. For future reference LeBron, poor losers get pissed on.
4. Mike Tyson
This fool recently married a woman who has served time in a federal prison for stealing $71,000 from a school.
Mike, I understand that there are not many women crazy enough to jump the broom with you these days. However you get the business for thinking that a woman who stole from kids would not steal from you.
3. Kanye West
The son of a doctor claims that reading books are a waste of time.
He gets pissed on for using his influence over America’s youth to promote illiteracy.
2. The Weather Man
This has to be the easiest job in the world…You Never Have to Be Right! My favorite is when they say 50% chance of rain which really means it’s either going to rain or it isn’t.
Hey weather man, I see an afternoon overcast with torrential downpours of urination for being unreliable.
1. Bernard Alexander
This high school student won a 1997 Ford Mustang for having perfect attendance throughout his senior year of high school.
I know this addition to the list is unwarranted and is strictly about my jealously.
Nonetheless, I am giving the business to this kid for getting a car for one year of perfect attendance when all I got was a certificate for perfect attendance from Kindergarten through 12th Grade.
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