It's not too often that I listen to the radio. However, every now and then I turn it on to stay in the know regarding which songs are getting airplay. Recently, I tuned in to a local radio station. As I braced myself for idiotic lyrics, I was thrown for a loop. The host was explaining that her ex fiancé' is currently dating a friend of hers in Chicago. To make matters worse, she started crying, ON AIR, while talking to one of the callers about the situation. If I wanted to hear girl talk, I'd hang out at my mom's Hair Dresser.
Radio stations nationwide get the business for forgetting that it's all about the music.
7. Written apologies
Time after time celebrities get in trouble with the law and hit you with the written apology prepared by their lawyer. A-Rod, Michael Phelps, and Terrell Owens just to name a few. How am I supposed to believe that you are truly sorry, when you have to read a statement?
Pissed on for lack of sincerity.
6. Anti Sex Class Lawmakers
Georgia lawmakers are on a mission to rid the Georgia State curriculum of classes on oral sex and prostitution.
My philosophy: “If there are butts in the seats, then let em teach.” It’s not like these are kids in the classroom for crying out loud.
The lawmakers get the business for trying to tell adults that they can’t learn about sex.
5. LenDale White
The Tennessee Titans running back took it upon himself to beat a grown man with his belt after a minor traffic accident.
Who the hell died and made this man Daddy?
LenDale gets pissed on for not working out his anger issues before it came to this.
4. Dr. Dre
It was first reported that the super producer was working on a CD titled Detox to be released in 2004. Five years later still no Detox. I’m beginning to think I will see Tupac perform before this album drops.
Pissed on for making the people wait.
3. Marcus Jordan
Michael Jordan’s son loves to brag about how many sneakers he has. He claims that he has the freshest collection of Air Jordan’s of all time. Yes little man in the Thriller jacket, you do have some exclusive sneaks.
However, your Dad Owns the company! Hey Mike, it’s time to cut this spoiled brat off.
2. Waist Watchers
A beverage company by the name of Waist Watchers has the nerve to have both butterscotch and a chocolate flavored sodas sitting on the shelves.
While they are watching waistes getting bigger from these beverages, I’m going to take the time to give them the business.
1. Marlon Jackson
MJ’s brother has his heart set on building a slavery theme park in Nigeria. This is wrong on so many levels, but I am going to give him the business for not learning from his brother that theme parks are nothing but trouble for the Jacksons’
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