Selasa, 17 Maret 2009

Getting old is actually pretty cool!




I can't wait to get old. That is rocking chair old. When you reach rocking chair status you can do or say whatever you want and it is cute. My Jewish friend's grandfather still calls black people colored. He is not an editor for the NY Post. He is just an old Jew that grew up when the world was different.

To further my point, my grandfather called Philadelphia Eagles' quarterback, Donovan McNabb, "the black boy" for 4 seasons. He didn't mean anything by it. He simply is too old to learn everyone's name. By McNabb's 6th season, they were on a first name basis.

Being old has its privileges. You can throw people out of your house since you own it. You get to take the last piece of chicken. Most importantly, you get to feel women up and they smile.

I can't wait to get old and be just like Mickey Rourke.

Mickey Rourke Acceptance Speech Best Male Lead Film Independent's Spirit Awards 2009

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