NBA player Marco Jaric was accused of sexually assaulting a woman in Philadelphia. Though he was cleared of all charges, he gets pissed on for putting himself in that position. Why would any man ever make eye contact with another woman when your wife was the lovely Victoria Secret model Adrianna Lima.
9. Jeremy Moffet
This jackass accidentally fired his gun while sitting in a York Tech classroom. Why he is so paranoid that needs to have a gun in class, with his finger on the trigger is beyond me.
Nonetheless he gets pissed on for not knowing about a little device called a safety.
8. Wine and Spirits
Wine and Spirits stores are increasing prices in order to finance etiquette training for employees.
They get pissed on for honestly thinking that I want to spend extra money to hear someone say please and thank you at the liquor store.
7. Tony Van
If you are going to court on theft charge there are a few things you may want to do in order to better your chances of a not guilty verdict. Wear a suit. Bring your grandmom to testify on your behalf. Being on time may even help. Don't be this ass and drive a stolen vehicle to court.
6. Bennett Goldworth
This guy lost his $4 million when he invested everything he had with a shady broker. Many of you are thinking how could I piss on someone who is so unfortunate? First of all, I do not feel sorry for anyone who has a cool $4 mill to lose. Second of all, he doesn’t even sound upset as he wears his Burberry scarf.
He gets pissed on for throwing all of his four million eggs into one weak basket.
5. Pacman Jones
NFL troublemaker Pacman Jones has been filming for the TV show, ”Pros vs. Joes”, in which he competed against a sales rep from Boston on the football field. Maybe Pacman will take this opportunity to show the NFL that he’s not so bad after all? Wrong!
Pacman gets the business for letting another opportunity at NFL stardom fall by the waist side.
4. Jamie Foxx
So Jamie Foxx is filming a movie in my city. At first I thought it was rather cool, but I swear this man is invading my life right now. I’m walking to my car and I see Jamie Foxx. I go to the club and I see Mr. Funny man. Cemetery around the corner from my mom’s house, it’s Jamie. So of course I had to dig into the archives and find a piss-worthy moment in this man’s career. Please begin watching this video at 8minutes and 29 seconds and you will agree that this is it.
3. Neyo
If this pic isn’t enough explanation for you, then you are getting pissed on too.
2. Twitter Readers
This new social phenomenon is just plain stupid. People check in to find out exactly what celebs are doing. Why do you care about the every move of someone that you do not know? Messages are as idiotic as “In the locker room at half time”, by professional athletes or “Picking up groceries,” by Ashton Koutcher.
If I had one here is what my Twitter post would read: “Pissing on anyone who thinks Twitter is acceptable. WATCH YOUR EYES!”
1. Southwest Flight Attendant
I like rap music. I really do. I like to listen to it in the shower, while I’m driving, and even while I’m studying. However this flight attendant gets the ultimate urination for thinking that I need it to follow directions.
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